Limmy’s Improv Stories.

Man Finds Himself Locked in Buchanan Galleries Overnight In this unusual tale, a drunken man named Craig finds himself locked inside a shopping center overnight and encounters a group of ghosts who introduce him to the indulgence of ghost chocolate, leading to unexpected consequences. Man Keeps Seeing Black Cats Craig sets off on a seemingly ordinary errand to pick up household items, only to have his day take an eerie turn as he encounters a series of identical black cats, sparking a bizarre chain of events that will radically alter his life. Man Gets Appreciated Experience the unpredictable rollercoaster of office life in this slice-of-life narrative as Axel, an employee who gets celebrated one day and fired the next, navigates the whims of his boss, Craig. Man Falls Down a Drain When regular guy Craig falls down a sewer drain, he embarks on a terrifying and surreal journey in the dark that involves encounters with the supernatural and ultimately leads him to discover an unexpected talent. Man Has Amnesia In a comedic, confusing, and ultimately tragic journey, an amnesiac man named Craig struggles to remember why he’s traversing between his bedroom and living room, leading him through a chaotic internal dialogue, an unsuccessful trip to the shops, and a fateful encounter with a violent group. Man Cancelled for a Crime He Didn’t Commit In this story, an innocent man named Craig accidentally retweets an offensive tweet, launching him into a downward spiral of controversy, and eventually leading him to become the unwilling poster boy for a far-right movement, ultimately finding himself in a position of terrifying power. Man Gets Vasectomy in the Morning After a man gets a vasectomy, he agrees to participate in a sleep study to see how the procedure affects his dreams, leading to unexpected and bizarre results. Endless Pee Craig, a man uncomfortable with public displays of homosexuality, finds himself in an awkward situation when he shares a bathroom with a man he saw kissing another man at the bar, leading to an unexpected revelation. Man Experiences Heartburn for the First Time When Craig experiences a strange sensation in his chest, he and his coworker Mary explore the confusing and comical world of heartburn, leading to an unexpected twist in their relationship. Man Gets New TV In this slice-of-life tale, a man named Craig’s unusual encounter at a television shop motivates a young onlooker to pursue a dream of appearing on TV. Woman Tries to Learn Crochet When Mary’s friend suggests she tries crocheting to lift her spirits, their conversation takes an unexpected turn as they become the victims of a bus hijacking gone wrong. Man Has a Good Day at Work Craig’s typical workday takes an unexpected turn when he trips and finds himself transported through a mysterious tunnel to a medieval castle, a futuristic dystopia, and back to his office, causing a series of wild adventures that change his life forever. Man Gets Lost in Maze During a family trip to a stately home, Craig decides to tackle a hedge maze, but when he gets hopelessly lost, his attempts to escape lead to a scandalous situation that results in his wife divorcing him on the spot. Man Enters Meat Raffle A man named Craig wins a meat raffle at a pub and his annoying friend John relentlessly taunts him about it, leading Craig to a breaking point where he gruesomely murders John with the meat he won, and is later sentenced to life in prison for the crime. Man Drinks Lime Cordial In this darkly humorous improvisational story, a recovering alcoholic grapples with what to order in a pub, eventually deciding on a shot of pure lime cordial, which proves to be more dangerous than anyone anticipated. Man Plants Mysterious Pack of Seeds In this humorous and somewhat absurd story, a man named Craig has an unusual encounter at a farmer’s market leading to a rapid-growing window box of plants and a strange connection to a woman’s death. Man Buys New Fruit In an unexpected turn of events, a routine shopping trip for a new fruit turns into a chaotic scene involving a destructive robbery, police intervention, and a sudden appearance of the queen, all narrated by a time traveler. Man Drops Phone Down Toilet In this bizarre night at the pub, Craig drops his phone in the toilet, stains his shirt with urine, and upon revealing his situation to a potential romantic interest, he finds himself on the receiving end of an unexpected reaction. Man Finds Pencil Without Rubber End A 36-year-old man named Craig, who is obsessed with Pokémon and anime, has a meltdown at work when he loses the eraser from his special Naruto pencil, leading to a tense confrontation with his boss. Man Gets on Wrong Plane Experience the comedic confusion and absurdity of Craig’s life as he navigates through a series of bizarre situations without a clear path. A Man Who Loves His Bike A man named Craig with a deep love for his two bikes struggles to understand why they keep falling over in the cupboard until he discovers through his GoPro that the bikes come alive and argue with each other when he’s not around. Woman Eats Sandwich In this quirky improv story, Mary goes about her usual day, grabbing a meal deal sandwich from the local Tesco Express, only to find herself the focus of unwanted attention when she continues to eat her lunch amidst a nearby bus crash, sparking a bizarre discussion about appropriateness, respect, and the Guy Accidentally Offends People All the Time Meet Craig, the nicest guy in the world, but after a nasty fall from a tree, he starts to change in ways that not only shock him, but also those around him. Man Thinks He’s a Terminator When a man’s obsession with the Terminator leads him to a dangerous act in a gun shop, he finds himself facing unexpected consequences and a prison sentence, where his love for the movie continues to influence his life. Cyclist Hits Person at Night During a routine bike ride, Craig collides with a pedestrian stepping out of their tenement, leading to a heated exchange and an unexpected turn of events. Man Meets Local MP After being advised to take his local issues to his MP, Craig visits his representative’s “surgery” to discuss rubbish collection, but ends up inflicting a peculiar change on the unsuspecting politician. Man Gets Root Canal In a bizarre encounter with a dentist, Craig discovers he needs a root canal, but things take a dark twist when the dentist keeps him captive, removes all his teeth, and then replaces his own teeth with Craig’s. Man’s Childhood Pal Is His New Boss Craig lands a new job at a massive corporation, but before he can even meet the elusive top boss, a freak accident in the company elevator leaves him with unique injuries that challenge his ability to perform his job. Man Wins Oscar for Film He Wasn’t In In this elaborate prank story, an average man named Craig is tricked into believing he’s won an Oscar for a film he never acted in, leading him into a surreal and humorous journey involving the Academy, celebrity run-ins, and a shocking finale. Man Falls After Craig falls into an unsecured hole on the sidewalk, his good-natured act of covering it to protect others takes a dark turn when he confronts an old man who laughed at his misfortune. Biker Gang Have a Long Awaited Meet Up When the Baker gang, a group of bikers, finally meet up after a long time, things take a darker turn as secrets are revealed and loyalty is put to the ultimate test. Man Takes a Walk Through a Graveyard Craig, a new resident in an unfamiliar town, embarks on a shortcut through a graveyard to the store, only to encounter mischievous spirits of three young troublemakers who force him to purchase alcohol for them, resulting in a hauntingly humorous journey. Woman Buys Expensive Kitchen Blender In a desperate bid to lose weight gained over lockdown, an isolated woman decides to venture out and buy a blender, only to find herself in the midst of a chaotic and violent event at the store. Man Goes to Gig at Barras In a wild and unpredictable night, a man named Craig attends a gig at a bar with his friend, however, he can’t remember the band they’re going to see and decides to keep it a surprise, leading to an evening filled with confusion, surprise, and confrontation. Man Wins Running Race In a local marathon with a high-stakes charity sponsorship, Craig pushes himself to the brink of exhaustion and beyond, sparking a series of shocking events that forever change his community. Man Is Determined to Get a Sun Bed In a humorous and quirky tale, a man embarks on a seemingly simple quest to find a sunbed during his holiday, only to find himself misunderstood and entangled in a series of unexpected events. Man Goes on Holiday to Japan When Craig decides to take his girlfriend on a trip to Japan, they find themselves lost in the culture and language, leading to an unfortunate incident that turns their holiday into a nightmare. Man Goes to the Moon In an attempt to quell conspiracy theories and distract from political turmoil, President Trump decides to send a prominent moon-landing skeptic to the moon, but the journey reveals more than anyone bargained for, throwing the skeptic into a world of secrets and lies. Man Gets Takeaway Join Craig on an unexpected adventure as he questions the contents of chicken nuggets in McDonald’s, leading to a hilarious exchange that blurs the lines between reality and absurdity. Man Goes for a Walk After being told to take up walking to alleviate his back pain, Craig misinterprets his doctor’s advice, leading to a chaotic series of events that include public indecency, a doctor losing his job, and Craig winning an unlikely fortune. Man Goes Abroad for the First Time When Craig, a man who has never been abroad, decides to take a holiday, his boss’s insistence on him being available for work leads to a heated argument, a surprising trip to Ireland, and some shocking workplace drama. Man Tries to Make Homemade Covid Vaccine In this peculiar tale, a man, Craig, disillusioned by his past experiences with the medical system and skeptical about the rapid development of the Covid vaccine, decides to take matters into his own hands and attempt to develop his own vaccine, an endeavor that leads him down an unexpected path. Man Moves House? Two men named Craig and Peter, who both have people mistakenly believing they’re moving, coincidentally meet in a pub and decide to solve the rumors by actually swapping houses and lives. Man Goes to a Fancy Restaurant Craig takes his wife, Mary, to a fancy restaurant for a special night out, but ends up crossing paths with a dangerous gangster who threatens his life, leading to a series of unexpected and supernatural events. Man at Court with Hangover A man named Craig takes builders to small claims court for a poorly completed driveway job, but his crippling hangover and social anxiety lead to a courtroom meltdown so severe, he lands himself in prison for life. Man Goes for an Eye Test Follow the amusing and confusing journey of a man who walks into an optician’s office seeking a hearing test and ends up in a series of unexpected, bizarre, and increasingly hostile situations. Crew Aboard a Spaceship Reminisce About Earth A crew aboard a spaceship on a mission to Mars grapples with nostalgia for Earth, the reality of their task, and debates the worthiness of their mission, all while a dark truth about one of them is waiting to be revealed. Man Goes to Library When Craig discovers a library book he’s had for over 20 years, he embarks on a guilt-ridden journey from Aberdeen to Glasgow to return it, live-tweeting the entire experience. Man Changes Lightbulb When a man named Craig helps a stranger change a light bulb, he finds himself caught up in a bizarre series of events involving IMAX quality film, unusual payment methods, and a job opportunity that takes a scary and unexpected turn. Man Discovers Meal Deal in Ireland A famous author on a book tour in Ireland has an unexpected adventure involving fans, meal deals, and a failed robbery attempt. Boy Goes to English Private School In this dark improvisational tale, a Scottish boy is relocated to an English private school because of his family’s job, but faces harsh bullying due to his heritage, leading to drastic actions by his parents. Man Meets Time Traveller When Craig unexpectedly meets a man claiming to be from the future, he finds himself intrigued by the potential knowledge of future events, but quickly realizes the perils that come with such encounters. Man Has Building Inspector Round When a routine building inspection takes a bizarre and disturbing turn, Craig finds himself caught up in a Kafkaesque nightmare that challenges his sanity. Man Tackles Wasp Nest Follow the bizarre adventure of Craig, a man who finds himself in a strange confrontation with a wasp nest, leading to unexpected and outlandish consequences that blur the lines between reality and the absurd. Man Tries to Purchase Item From ASDA Mo In this bizarre tale, a man named Craig attempts to buy party supplies from Asda for Hogmanay (New Year’s Eve in Scotland), but finds the store inexplicably closed, leading to a bizarre and violent confrontation with a store employee. Man Brushes Teeth Craig’s struggle with bad breath leads him to a confusing and frustrating conversation at a dental clinic about the pros and cons of mouthwash, raising questions about societal norms and the complexities of everyday life. Man Falls Over In the midst of a seemingly mundane day, a man named Craig stumbles down the street, unknowingly becoming the target of a vengeful teenager armed with a crowbar, who mistakes him for a man from his troubled past. Man Try’s Streaming for First Time with Rude Viewers A man named Craig, with the help of his friend John, decides to try live streaming for the first time, but things take an unexpected turn when he receives some dubious advice on viewer etiquette. Man Finds Something in His Storage Container An improv story takes a dark and comedic turn when Craig, who’s rummaging through his storage containers for Christmas decorations, stumbles upon a stolen porcelain ornament, which triggers a bizarre series of supernatural events involving an old man and three demonic entities. Undertaker Puts the Wrong Epitaph on a Gravestone In an amusing blunder, a new undertaker mistakenly etches an offensive and incorrect epitaph on a gravestone, leading to outrage from the bereaved family. Man Finds Black Hole in a Pork Pie An unassuming man named Craig, working at NASA during a slow period, buys a pork pie for lunch, only to discover an actual black hole in the center, leading to a chaotic and unexpected adventure for him and his colleagues. Man Books Holiday A man named Craig, stressed from work, impulsively books a holiday but fails to tell his boss until the week before, leading to a heated argument, a threat of termination, and a shocking act of violence from a coworker. Man Gets Chicken Pox When Craig contracts chicken pox and unknowingly spreads it at work, he finds himself in hot water with his boss and coworkers, leading to unexpected and humorous consequences. Man Tries on Shoes He Finds in Cupboard Craig finds a pair of shoes in his cupboard that he doesn’t remember owning, but when he puts them on, they fit perfectly and he loves them, leading to a series of unexpected events when he wears them out. Man Has to Do Maths Test In a world where numeracy skills are mysteriously dropping, a new government introduces mandatory random math tests on the street, causing a man named Craig to face an unexpected and life-altering challenge. Woman Meets Craig Experience the raw and hilarious tale of Craig, a man whose unexpected encounter with a woman on the streets of the city of love, takes an interesting and humorous turn. Woman Takes Up Suping In a quest for independence and adventure, Mary embarks on a journey to learn stand up paddle boarding, but a chain of unexpected events leads her into a bizarre and tragic situation. Man Gets on Wrong Train In a wild turn of events, Craig accidentally boards an old, fancy train instead of his usual one and finds himself on an unexpected journey to Paris, with an out-of-date ticket and a hefty fare to cover. Man Skives Off Work When Craig’s boss asks him to work from home to potentially increase productivity, Craig’s personal challenge to himself raises some awkward questions during phone check-ins, leading to a surprising revelation about his boss. AI Helper Replaces Artist In this improv story, artist Craig faces competition from AI, until a demanding client’s request for a unique style pushes him to use the technology in a surprising new way. Man Downloads Wrong Dating App In a humorous take on online dating, a lonely man named Craig mistakenly downloads the wrong dating app, Flender instead of Tinder, and ends up meeting women who are obsessed with fire before realizing that even Tinder might not be the solution he thought. A Man Gets Locked in a Shop After Closing In this peculiar tale, a man named Craig gets locked in a local emporium after hours and discovers a mysterious box that seems to contain an infinite amount of items; however, the box demands a living offering in return, leading to a sinister partnership between Craig and the shopkeeper. Man Is Scared of Mirrors A man is hosting an improv story game where the winner decides the story topic, but gets incredibly frustrated when the winners aren’t prepared with their story ideas immediately, leading him to rant about the need for efficiency and quick thinking in his game. Man Buys a Table When Craig becomes frustrated with his kitchen table for being either too big or too small, he becomes obsessed with his neighbor’s perfect-sized table, leading to a bizarre and tragic series of events that end in murder. Man Gets Bicycle Stolen In this eerie tale, a man’s routine nighttime grocery run takes a disturbing turn when his bicycle is stolen, leading him on a strange, ghostly chase through the park, where the lines between reality, the supernatural, and time itself blur. Man Builds Snowman for the First Time A man named Craig attempts to build his first snowman with his girlfriend Mary, leading to a series of chaotic events and altercations with their neighbors. Man Puts on Village Fayre After moving from the city to a small English village, Craig decides to integrate with the locals by organizing a village fair, but his Scottish accent and cultural differences lead to comical misunderstandings. Man Forgets to Claim Prize When the winner of an exciting raffle fails to claim his prize, the event takes a dark and comical turn as the attendees find out the tragic and bizarre circumstances of his absence. Man Finds God In this thought-provoking improv story, a man named Craig, facing despair and death, embarks on a decade-long quest for a mysterious man who helps him discover that he himself is God, leading him on a journey of self-discovery and existential confusion. Man Buys New Car A man named Craig unexpectedly purchases a car in a rush, but when the car salesman misunderstands a tip as an extra payment, the situation spirals dangerously out of control. Bullseye Contestants Don’t Want to Gamble for the Star Prize In the midst of a controversial game show, contestants grapple with the decision to gamble their winnings, leading to unexpected and chaotic consequences that turn the show into a spectacle of tension, drama, and dark humor. Man Goes on Holiday Craig’s seemingly ordinary holiday flight turns into a surreal encounter with two fighter jets, leading to a chaotic series of events that have unexpected consequences for everyone on board. The Zoo In this strange and hilarious tale, an unsure new couple visits a zoo, prompting a series of comedic and dramatic events that lead to unexpected consequences for both the man and the woman, as well as the zoo’s inhabitants. Man Names Newborn Baby In an improvised story, a man named Craig walks into a hospital and names a newborn after himself, leading to a series of funny and confusing events for the child, John, when he grows up and learns about his unusual naming story. Person Goes into Cheddars and Can’t Pay the Bill In this quirky improv story, Craig enters a restaurant with no way to pay the bill, leading him on a comical and philosophical exploration of the concept of money, labor, and unconventional forms of payment. Man Finds an Old Book In this dark comedy, a man named Craig stumbles upon a magical book that brings its vividly realistic contents to life, leading to a series of unfortunate and unexpected events. Woman Finds a Bag of Fish In this surreal tale, Mary discovers a bag of abandoned goldfish at a fun fair and decides to care for them, leading to a series of bizarre and unpredictable events involving fish flowers and a monstrous god hungry for a fish supper. Man Misses Bus When Craig misses his bus and decides to chase it down on foot, he ends up accidentally providing morning entertainment for the passengers onboard, turning an everyday inconvenience into an unexpected comedy of errors. Man Gets Recruited As a 70’s Soviet Spy A man named Kregov, mistaken for a Russian due to a birth certificate error, finds himself recruited as a Soviet 70s spy, embarking on a journey of espionage and intrigue. Man Finds Magic Box A man’s ordinary life takes a twist when he discovers a magic box that materializes anything he wishes for, leading to a journey of unimaginable possibilities and cosmic consequences. Winter Swimming Accident In this darkly comedic story, a couple looking to escape the winter cold accidentally stumble upon a bizarre cultural practice while vacationing in Sweden, leading to unexpected wealth, a shocking reveal, and a fiery ending. Man Adopts Pig During a family farm visit, Craig and his children decide to adopt a pig, but when they discover the pig is already being sponsored by hundreds of others, they demand a refund, leading to a tense stand-off that reveals a harsh reality about the fate of the farm’s animals. Couple Gets Lost in IKEA After taking a long break from furniture shopping, a couple loses their way in IKEA, only to find themselves stuck in a peculiar VIP room with a strange, unfolding drama. Vegan Turns Into Vegetable After witnessing the harsh realities of meat and dairy industries, Craig turns vegan and oddly enough transforms into a carrot, leading his friend John into a bizarre series of events. Man Adopts a Parrot After a confusing encounter with a pet shop owner about the concept of “adopting” a parrot, Craig makes a deal to handle some local troublemakers in exchange for adopting the bird for free, leading to unexpected consequences. Fraudster Gets Rumbled A fraudster who preys on the elderly by pretending to be a meter checker finds himself in a dangerous situation when his victims turn out to be not so helpless after all. Man Discovers Mysterious Fruit at Supermarket In an attempt to combat isolation during the pandemic, Craig decides to host a small, slightly illegal party for his friends, complete with an unidentified fruit that ends up causing chaos when he severely cuts himself trying to open it. Man Asks Get Given Wrong Advice In a comic and confounding improv story, Craig grapples with the aftermath of bad advice, a nosebleed, and a surprising brain operation, all while trying to convince his friends that he’s not just “fucking stupid.” Man Makes a Fool of Himself During a family holiday, a man named Craig is reluctantly persuaded to participate in a hotel’s audience participation show, leading to a series of humorous and awkward moments for Craig and his family. Woman Uses Colleague’s Milk In this comedic, improvised story, a woman named Mary becomes obsessed with finding out who’s been secretly using her milk at the office, leading to a series of misunderstandings, arguments, and a surprise twist involving a Soviet spy. A Dog Grows Arms After the loss of his wife, Craig and his son find solace in a new puppy who mysteriously grows arms and starts to communicate with them through sign language, leading them on a heartwarming and bewildering journey. Woman Falls Out of Tree A woman’s attempt to rescue her cat from a tree turns into a farcical nightmare as misunderstandings with the emergency services lead to unexpected consequences, in a bizarre and comedic tale that spans thousands of years. Man Breaks a Promise In this darkly comedic tale, Craig makes a promise to his friend John that he’ll be at an important event, but his journey involves an unexpected detour when he runs into some troublesome youths who demand his bag of presents. Man Does His First Ever Improv In this improv story, a man stumbles through his first ever Twitch stream, navigating audience suggestions and cultural misunderstandings, as he weaves a tale about a man named John who is forced to buy a Christmas tree in June. Woman Discovers New Plant During Halloween week, Mary has a mysterious, potentially supernatural encounter with a seemingly animated plant while on a mundane trip to the shops, sparking curiosity and intrigue. Man Sits Backwards on Toilet, Finds Out That’s Wrong During a trip to Melbourne, Craig’s unusual way of sitting backwards on the toilet sparks a hilarious conversation among his friends, leading to an unexpected cultural exchange in their hostel dormitory. Man Loses Lucky Hat A man who attributes his good luck to a hat he once wore as a joke experiences a series of misfortunes when he believes the hat to be lost, leading him to question the nature of luck itself. Man Wakes Up a Tory A seemingly unassuming man named Craig, working at a Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party conference in Dundee, unravels a deeply politicized plot of revenge against the party’s attendees, leading to unexpected alliances and a chilling end. Man Writes PhD Thesis As Craig struggles to complete his PhD thesis while being distracted by his favorite streamer, his life takes an unexpected turn, leading to a shocking revelation years later. An Angel Bans a Man From Committing Any Acts of Violence A violent man named Craig, who regularly engages in unprovoked acts of brutality, is banned from committing any acts of violence by an angel, leading him to find a costly but intriguing workaround. Man Gets Sent Abroad for Work In an unexpected twist on a Scottish man’s trip to work in a Spanish hotel, he’s forced to clean toilets as part of an odd initiation, leading to a bizarre and violent event by the poolside. Dog Finds Dinosaur Bone When her dog unearths a mysterious object in the backyard, Mary’s life takes a bizarre turn involving potential dinosaur bones, meticulous bin men, and a strange 25 million dollar opportunity. A Decision Involving a Tie A professional streamer tells an improv story about a man named Craig who struggles with tying a tie for a vow renewal event and the unexpected events that follow his choice of a clip-on tie. Man in Gallery In a strange twist of fate, a man named Craig discovers a magical realm within an obscure art gallery where he trains to be a wizard for fifty years, only to return to his original time just in time for a job interview. Man Finds Map During his evening walk in Glasgow, Craig stumbles upon a real treasure map and follows its clues to a location in the city, leading to a thrilling adventure to unravel the mystery of the treasure. Person Finds a Secret Button on Their Phone When Craig buys a mysterious phone from a street vendor as a birthday gift for Mary, they discover an unusual button on it that seems to record their thoughts. Man Gets Stuck in Snow When Craig, a man who reminisces fondly about days spent playing in the snow, decides to venture out into a heavy snowfall, he finds himself stuck in a deep snowdrift, where he confronts his troubled relationship with his estranged son. Man Gets a Hype Train to Work When Craig, a popular Twitch streamer, is thrust into an unexpected crisis following a plane crash in his neighborhood, he must navigate through an endless series of funerals, a community in mourning and his own emotional turmoil, leading to a series of darkly humorous and tragic events. Man Becomes Famous Musician Craig, a budding musician, creates a simple but catchy tune using a cheap version of Ableton, only to find his success hinging on one unexpected thing and meeting a violent end after a live performance. Man Discovers New Colour When a painter named Craig attends a life-drawing class, he’s thrown off course by the unusual color of the elderly model’s anatomy and struggles to capture it on his canvas. Man Goes to Dance Class In an unpredictable story, a man named Craig takes a trip to a dance class which ends up transporting him to an alternate reality in Blackpool, where he must win a dance competition to return home, before waking up to find it was all a dream, but with a dark twist. Man Approached by Modelling Agency When Craig is approached by a stranger with a bizarre proposition to earn easy money, he finds himself plunged into an unexpected world of adult advertising. Woman Sleeps on Train, Wakes Up in Fife, Bewildered Sally boards a train from Edinburgh intending to travel to Glasgow, but mistakenly gets on the wrong train and ends up in Fife, a journey full of peculiar encounters and oddities that leaves her questioning her surroundings. Man Has Exciting Idea for Breakfast When Craig decides to deviate from his typical breakfast routine, his adventure in culinary experimentation leads to a surprisingly unexpected outcome and a new business venture. Man Dies on First Day of Stag Do Craig is about to get married and his friends organize a stag do, but things take a terrifying turn when a man hijacks their plane to Spain, revealing a shocking twist that makes Craig question the reality of his situation. Man Builds a Robot A bored retiree decides to channel his energy into building robots in the shed, promising his impatient wife a cruise vacation, but instead using their savings to build an elaborate robotic cruise simulation that takes an unexpectedly deadly turn. Man Housesits for Neighbour When Craig is asked to house-sit for his neighbors, John and Mary, a series of bizarre and embarrassing events bring them closer together, transforming their relationship in unexpected ways. Englishman Wakes Up in Glasgow In a surreal and rambling journey, an Englishman named Craigathan wakes up in Glasgow and experiences a shocking, unprovoked attack, leading to a critique of the city’s rampant violence and ineffective CCTV system. Captain Picard Visits the Holodeck Captain Picard’s tranquil escape to a 1920s holodeck simulation is abruptly interrupted by a threatening encounter with three aggressive aliens who manage to infiltrate the Starship Enterprise. Buying a Mirror / House Might Be Haunted A man named Craig experiences strange occurrences while attempting to purchase a large mirror online, leading him into a dark and paranormal journey involving a haunted mirror, doppelgänger, and a terrifying demand from an entity within the mirror. Woman Is Shocked to Be the Focus of an Improv Story A woman named Mary struggles with being the unexpected focus of attention, leading her to experiment with both blending in and standing out, until a checkout girl guides her to embrace her unique ‘star quality’ and shine. Man Runs Out of Toothpaste A man named Craig runs out of toothpaste and starts brushing his teeth with salt, which reminds him of his holidays by the sea, but when he goes on another vacation and swims in the sea, the double dose of salt makes him float and the locals mistake him for Jesus. Man Gets Lost in the Hospital In a bizarre turn of events, a man named Craig, who arrives at a hospital for an important examination due to a lump, gets lost in the labyrinthine hallways and stumbles upon a hyena running the morgue, leading to a series of horrifying and unexpected events. Couple Rent a Barge An unsuspecting couple rents a barge for a peaceful excursion, but their journey takes a sinister turn when they encounter a gang of ruthless teens. Man Gets Lost in Diversion When Craig decides to follow a pedestrian diversion sign on a construction-filled street, he unknowingly embarks on a winding journey that leads him to an unexpected stage appearance at the King’s Theatre. Man Covets His Neighbour’s Goods Craig becomes obsessed with his neighbor’s mysterious “smart bag,” leading to a series of misadventures, misunderstandings, and mishaps that could cost him more than he bargained for. Lead Singer Quits Band In this bizarre and surreal story, David Coverdale, the lead singer of Whitesnake, quits his band and then tries to hide the aftermath of a violent altercation by disguising body parts as flowers. Man Cleans the House Craig goes on a shopping spree for cleaning gadgets to transform his messy home, but when it comes to actually putting them to use, he keeps finding excuses to delay the process, even as his friend John urges him to start. Man Finds Mysterious DVD When Craig buys a mysterious DVD labeled “stuff” from a charity shop, his curiosity leads him down a harrowing path of unexpected self-discovery, mistaken identities, and an encounter with his forgotten evil twin. Man Hides in Cupboard A man finds himself hiding in a cupboard with no recollection as to why, leading to a series of events that reveal deep-seated issues from his past and a shocking interaction with a long-time friend. Audience Member Picked by Magician Tries to Ruin Trick When an underwhelming magician named Craig tries to perform a simple trick in a pub in Benidon, a disruptive audience member attempts to spoil the show by revealing how the trick is done, leading to chaos and confusion among the crowd. Man Swallows His Gum When Craig swallows his gum and gets questioned by the police for a crime he didn’t commit, he finds himself navigating a surreal interaction that includes rating his experience and tipping the officers. Man Takes Part in Gameshow \ Opens Modern Art Gallery Follow the intriguing journey of Craig, a popular TikTok artist and art critic, as he becomes a contestant on a new game show where the prize is running your own art gallery for two years. Man Buys Bicycle That Doesn’t Work In this comedic improv story, a man named Craig navigates a chaotic and humorous adventure to purchase a men’s electric bike, facing challenges from confusing pricing to peculiar salesmen, and ultimately finding that the bike doesn’t work. Kid Loses Pet Hamster Young Craig struggles to gain popularity for his hamster-themed TikToks and seeks advice from a popular schoolmate, only to find that social media success isn’t as easy as it seems. Man Upsets Wrathful Vampire A desperate and broke man named Craig steals a mysterious box from an antique shop, only to discover it contains a wrathful vampire, leading to an unexpected and dangerous encounter. Man Goes to Vegas In this thriller, Craig and his wife Mary venture to Las Vegas and take a ride on a rollercoaster that nearly ends in disaster when a madman tampers with the ride, leading to a suspenseful aftermath filled with survival and unexpected twists. Man Goes to the Circus A man named Craig takes his children to a local circus featuring a “hologram” elephant, only to be disappointed and frustrated by the misleading advertisement, leading to a series of unexpected events and confrontations. Man Joins New Gym, Gets Lost After gaining weight during the pandemic, Craig joins a newly-opened gym with a confusing new layout and finds himself lost in a surreal, dream-like maze that takes him into the heart of his deepest fears. Man Quits Smoking After a man’s excessive smoking on Halloween night leads to a confrontation, he decides to quit, setting him on a tumultuous journey that tests his resolve, strains his relationships, and lands him in the most unexpected of situations. Man Buys His First Boat After winning the lottery, Craig decides to purchase his first boat and finds himself in a heated exchange with a salesman, leading to a harrowing and unexpected turn of events. Man Goes to Cinema with Own Sweets A man named Craig argues with his friend John about the price of cinema popcorn before getting hit by a bus due to being distracted by a movie poster, leading to John’s ambitious pursuit of a new law named after Craig to prevent similar accidents. Man Inherits Farm After unexpectedly inheriting a farm from his estranged great uncle, Craig is thrown into a world of mystery, eccentricity, and a life-altering secret hidden in the depths of the seemingly ordinary estate. Man Finds Mysterious Hole in Trousers A man named Craig experiences a strange phenomenon where he feels a third hand appear when he puts on a cheap pair of denim jeans he bought online, leading to a series of comical and bizarre events. Woman Decides She’s Had Enough Fed up with the people in her life, a woman named Mary suddenly disappears, only to confront her past in a surprising way, in this raw and unfiltered ‘slice of life’ story. Man Falls Into Pool After checking into a hotel, a fully-clothed man named Craig feels out of place among the scantily clad guests by the pool, until his distraction causes him to fall into the water with his suitcase. Man Gets Mistaken for Someone Else In a bizarre tale of mistaken identity, a man named Craig is dragged into a chaotic adventure involving a woman who confuses him for someone else, misinterprets everything around her, and a group of mischievous boys who use Craig in a gruesome painting project. Man Befriends Wild Animal After growing tired of his mundane life, Craig ventures into the woods where he forms an unconventional friendship with a squirrel, much to the disbelief of his friend, John. Man Inherits a House In the midst of Brexit, a down-on-his-luck man named Craig unexpectedly inherits a massive mansion from his estranged, wealthy uncle and must navigate the challenges and surprises of his new lifestyle. Man Finds 100 Diamonds When Craig finds a small bag filled with diamonds in the street, he unknowingly stumbles upon the fortunes of a man drugged and left powerless on the sidewalk. Man Visits Stonehenge An impulsive man named Craig makes an unexpected detour to Stonehenge, where a visit to a historic site takes a shocking and explosive turn, leading to a revealing conversation about his motivations. Father of Three Has a Night Out Frustrated by life and his responsibilities, Craig seeks solace in a local pub and his ensuing drinking spree leads him down an unexpected path. Man Finds Printer A broke single father named Craig finds a discarded printer that miraculously prints perfect counterfeit money, but when a former bank manager grows suspicious and threatens to expose him, Craig must decide how far he’ll go to protect his newfound fortune and his children. Man Gets Sick on the Bus In an unusual bus ride, Craig contends with motion sickness, aggressive teenagers, and a series of chaotic events, all while innocently trying to use his phone. Man Gets Turned Into AI Craig, a man who believes in an afterlife, seemingly dies and experiences a reality beyond death that is different from traditional religious descriptions, only to find himself alive once more in a changed state. Man Gets Stuck in Revolving Door When Craig finds himself physically stuck in a revolving door, a situation largely ignored by passersby, he’s faced with the harsh reality of being “somebody else’s problem,” in a twisted, allegorical spin on the old adage. Glesga Man Wakes Up in Tokyo A man from Glasgow named Craig inexplicably wakes up in a futuristic Tokyo and encounters a mysterious American before finding himself abruptly back in Glasgow, leading to a bizarre and violent confrontation over breakfast. Man Drops Everything When Craig receives a call from a friend in need, he drops everything to help, earning the admiration of those around him and showcasing the power of friendship and selflessness. Man Needs a Poo at a House Party When Craig needs to use the bathroom at a house party, he faces a series of embarrassing, grotesque, and increasingly dangerous situations. Man Boards Wrong Train After boarding the wrong train following a stressful day and a job interview, Craig ends up in an unfamiliar place where he is subsequently tormented by a group of young boys, leading to a series of horrifying and unexpected events. Man Buys Weird Fruit Craig’s simple journey to buy a pomegranate turns into a hilarious identity crisis for fruits and vegetables at the local shop. Glesga Man Gets Lost in a Bad Area of New York When Craig, a Scottish lottery winner, decides to visit New York with his girlfriend, their trip turns into a nightmare as they find themselves lost and facing hostility in a rough neighborhood. Man Disagrees with Taxi Driver In a tense ride through the city, a disagreement over directions between a passenger and a taxi driver escalates to an unexpected confrontation. Man Grits His Neighbours Path / No Dog Food In this wild and eerie tale, a man named Craig with unusual notions about personal boundaries lives next door to a family, leading to a tense and unsettling series of interactions. Cat Tries Being Human When a cat named Craig stands on his hind legs, owner John tries to capture it for internet fame, leading to unexpected conversations and events in this quirky, real-life inspired tale. Lorry Driver Picks Up a Hitch-Hiker A Scottish lorry driver picks up a hitchhiker at midnight, sparking a strange and eerie journey that leaves him questioning his decision. Woman Panic Orders a Takeaway at Midnight A woman orders from an unknown restaurant minutes before it closes on New Year’s Day, however, the delivery man cryptically warns her not to eat the food as it’s an anagram, setting off a bizarre chain of events. Man Calls Into the Radio When Craig stumbles upon a local radio station’s call-in segment, his unexpected response shakes up the host and sends ripples through social media, leading to surprising consequences. Man Gets Vegan Burger Instead of Regular Burger Craig, a regular at a local burger joint in Scotland, finds himself in a linguistic and cultural mix-up when he orders his “regular” burger and “chips” from a new employee who doesn’t understand his Scottish terms. Woman Builds a Boat Driven by curiosity, a woman named Mary decides to build a makeshift boat and journey down the Clyde river in Scotland, leading her to unexpected places and situations. Man Acquires Thousand Year Old Artifact Which Grants the Ability To… When a man named Craig unknowingly acquires a thousand-year-old artifact that grants wishes, his life takes a bizarre turn as he deals with a sarcastic genie and debates what to wish for in a story filled with humor and unexpected twists. Man Has an Alien in His Cupboard When Mary unexpectedly comes home sick from work, she discovers her husband Craig hiding a secret in their cupboard – an alien – leading to wild accusations and a revelation that will change their lives forever. Man Loses His Job When Craig is unexpectedly fired from his job due to artificial intelligence replacements, his life takes an unexpected turn in this slice of life tale. Man Fails Routine House Inspection In this unpredictable narrative, a new renter in Australia encounters an unexpected and wild series of events during a routine house inspection, involving everything from tripping on drugs, to a violent intruder, to an Alsatian appearing on his third floor window ledge. Man Goes to Theme Park Following a spontaneous decision, a man named Craig embarks on a thrilling and ultimately chaotic adventure at a billionaire’s new theme park, which leads to a series of unpredictable and dangerous encounters. Man’s Lunch Goes Missing When Craig’s lunch mysteriously disappears in a park, he goes on a bizarre, hilarious adventure, involving an old man, three wee guys, and a billionaire Texan who dreams of turning the unlikely event into a new form of entertainment. Man Lies on His CV for Job Interview In an improvised story, a man named Craig, who has lied on his CV, must prove his proficiency in Adobe Photoshop and spreadsheet during an intense interview, and ends up working for years under a mistaken identity. Man Tries Cheaper Bin Bags When frugal Craig buys cheaper, thinner bin bags, he ends up in an epic struggle to prevent them from ripping, leading him to question the true cost of his savings. Man Decides to Ignore Laws of Gravity In this imaginative tale, Isaac Newton becomes distracted by a time-traveling maiden, causing him to forget his discovery of gravity and altering the course of history. Man Finds His Accent Changing At a party in Glasgow, a man named Craig confuses his friends, old and new, as his accent continuously changes depending on who he’s speaking with. Man Gets Stuck in VR In Glasgow, a man named Craig gets stuck in a surreal experience with a VR headset at a shopping center, leading him on a whirlwind adventure that blurs the lines between reality and virtual reality. Man Meets the Queen In this improv story, a sound mixer named Craig, who is working at the Jubilee, is invited to meet the Queen, leading to a surreal and darkly comic series of events that result in his unexpected punishment for alleged treason. Man Looks Through Chippy Window In this comedic story, Craig’s simple trip to the local fish and chip shop becomes a chaotic series of misunderstandings, mispronunciations, and unfortunate events, all while trying to navigate the restrictions of the coronavirus pandemic. Man Underestimates the Power of the Sun On a holiday in Europe, a man named Craig dismisses advice to wear sun cream, leading to unexpected consequences in this true story. Man Goes for Colonoscopy Experience the unfiltered story of Craig’s colonoscopy, a procedure that led the narrator, a former colonoscopy specialist, to quit his job in disgust. Man Gives Blood In a moment of self-reflection, Craig decides he wants to contribute to society and help others, leading him to a blood donation clinic, but finds himself grappling with the moral dilemma of who may receive his life-saving donation. Two Strangers Have to Share a Taxi When two strangers, Craig and James, both opposed to Uber for their own reasons, are forced to share a traditional taxi due to a shortage of available cabs, their ride becomes a wild and surreal journey, full of unexpected twists, leading them to question their own identities and the realities of their lives Man Falls in Love with Himself The life of a man named Craig takes an unexpected turn when he discovers a new level of self-love, leading him down a path of self-obsession and bizarre situations. Man Celebrates Christmas Early When a house-proud man decides to celebrate Christmas in summer, things take a wildly unexpected turn involving neighborhood disputes, inflatables, and a series of unfortunate events. Guy Goes to Meet Girlfriend’s Parents for the First Time After being asked by his girlfriend to meet her parents for the first time, a man finds himself in a humorous and odd journey of self-discovery, doubts, and strange family dynamics, in a story that will keep readers guessing until the end. Woman Can’t Find Plug Socket When all the plug sockets mysteriously disappear from her house, Mary decides to turn this inconvenience into an opportunity, inviting a group of ’60s hippies to her “retreat”, only to get entwined in a bizarre series of events involving the police, the UN and a lot of hash Woman Finds Secret Glass Lift After taking a day off work to explore Pollock Park in Glasgow, Mary stumbles across a peculiar glass lift that transports her to an identical version of the park where public drinking is allowed, leading to a day of unexpected adventure and intrigue. Man Leaves Wallet on Bus When Craig, a 70-year-old man, unwittingly leaves his wallet on a bus and tries to pay for an ice cream he’s already started eating, a shopkeeper aggressively pursues him, causing a bizarre and horrifying transformation that results in a gruesome end. Man Waits for a Flight In an unexpected turn of events, Craig, while waiting for his flight to London, stumbles upon his old friend Mary, leading to awkward yet humorous exchanges, evoking past memories, and raising the question of fate, all amidst the chaos of an airport and a mid-flight disturbance. Man Meets Celebrity in Toilet When a regular pub goer named Craig unexpectedly meets a celebrity in the bathroom with a peculiar problem, he finds himself in a hilarious and bizarre situation that ends with a surprising payoff. Gatwick Drones Solution A rogue individual named Craig offers to solve the crippling drone problem at Gatwick Airport, but his peculiar demand for a Boeing 747 in return sparks a chaotic, humorous, and ultimately criminal adventure. Overslept for First Day of New Job After being unemployed due to the pandemic, Craig lands a job at a bank, but his first day takes a dark turn as he starts a deadly cycle that he repeats every three months, raising questions about his true intentions and prompting readers to wonder what will happen next. Man Buys Megaphone Ever felt unheard in your office? Craig did, so he tweeted about bringing a megaphone to work, leading to an unexpected series of events that turn his office environment into a chaotic and dangerous place. Man Takes Toddler to Cinema A stressed-out father named Craig, grapples with the challenges and anxieties of taking his toddler son to the movies, leading to a wild and unexpected chain of events. Man Plays the Amusements When a man named Craig visits an old arcade from his childhood, he experiences a strange journey through time, encountering younger and older versions of himself as he plays games from different eras, in this surreal story about nostalgia and the passage of time. Man Has a Very Meta Experience In a strange meta-event, a man named Craig narrates an improvised story on his live stream, only to find his words becoming reality, creating an infinite chain of stories within stories, leading him to question the nature of perception and reality. Scottish Man Moves to England A Scottish man named Craig moves to London for a better-paying job, only to regret it when he realizes the high cost of living, leading him to take a reckless and dangerous course of action involving Buckingham Palace and the Royal Guard. Woman Goes to a Library In this surreal and humorous story, a woman named Mary revisits a library after 20 years, only to find that the smell of the old books physically transports her back in time, leading her to a bizarre encounter with a former friend and the keyboard player from Brother Beyond. Man Buys a Bottle of Wine In this gritty improv story, an ordinary purchase of a bottle of wine spirals into a violent, surreal dream and an unexpected confession, all narrated by a seemingly ordinary shop attendant with a dark secret. Man Pulls a Sicky When office worker Craig calls in sick, claiming to have a severe case of Covid, his boss’s aggressive response leads to an unexpected and humorous courtroom showdown. Man Finds Out He’s Next in Line to the Throne When Craig receives a letter claiming he is the next in line for the throne, he brushes it off as junk mail, but after showing a neighbor, his life takes a dramatic and unexpected turn. Woman Orders Room Service In this quirky tale, Mary decides to take a solo trip to a hotel in Glasgow, where she delights in solitude and room service, striking up an unusual bond with the room service guy which leaves her partner Craig suspicious. Old Man Buying Gin in Shop In a world where the law seems to favour the criminals, an old man’s simple trip to buy gin goes horribly wrong when three youths attack him, leading to a series of outrageous events involving the police, an old woman, and the desire for a PlayStation 6. Man Visits Legoland On Halloween, a man named Craig who finds solace in building Lego decides to sneak into Legoland at night, where he encounters a strange and frightening spectacle. Man Accidentally Joins World Famous Rock Band When a 60-year-old man named Craig mistakenly boards a world-famous rock band’s tour bus instead of his local bus, he finds himself unexpectedly becoming a beloved member of the band, only to face the dangerous consequences of the rockstar lifestyle. A Rabbit Has an Adventure In a wildly surreal and humorous tale, a man named Craig, who names his pet rabbit after himself, experiences a series of outrageous dreams and adventures involving his rabbit, dancing animals, a stately home, and a confusing identity crisis that blurs the boundaries of reality. Man Meets Hero When fanboy Craig finally meets his comic book hero John Johnson at a convention, things take an unexpected turn as misunderstandings about exclusive fan packages lead to a confrontation that ends with a memorable encounter. Person Searches Japan for a Man Dressed As a Sheep In a wild and humorous adventure, Craig, a Scottish vlogger, embarks on a seemingly absurd journey through Japan to find a man dressed as a sheep, documenting his encounters and mishaps along the way. Man Buys Puppy Following a series of unfortunate events, a lonely man, who twice attempts to adopt a puppy, finds his life repeatedly disrupted by reckless drivers in stolen Royal Mail vans, leading to a darkly humorous tale of perseverance, loss, and unexpected twists. Man Paranoid That People Find Out His Embarrassing Secret at Work Craig, a seemingly ordinary man, lives in fear for three years that his colleagues will discover his embarrassing secret at work, until he finally decides to reveal it himself. Man Goes to the Toilet Craig’s simple trip to the Comet electrical shop to buy printer paper turns into a chaotic race against time as he desperately seeks a toilet, leading to unexpected encounters with a shop clerk and a barman. Man Befriends Swan When Craig, a man seeking solace in nature and friendship with a unique green-tagged swan, learns about the dangers of feeding bread to birds, his peaceful park visits take a chaotic turn involving a public restroom, a confrontational stranger, and a very protective swan. A Man Gets Food with a Hair in It In a quirky attempt to rekindle his relationship with his girlfriend Mary, Craig books a lavish dinner at a high-end restaurant, but the evening takes an unexpected turn when he finds a hair in his food. Man Forgets to Wear His Belt When Craig forgets to wear his belt one day, a series of unfortunate events lead to a chain reaction of indecent exposures, a run-in with the police, and a prison sentence that might just have a silver lining. Man Sees a Ghost In the middle of the night, Craig encounters a ghost who reveals a ring Craig had lost a year ago, given to him by his best friend John, leading to an eerie, humorous, and ultimately terrifying interaction. You See an Old Friend in Greggs In the midst of personal grief, a man recounts a humorous and awkward encounter between two old friends at a Greggs bakery. Man Loses Wallet When Craig forgets his wallet at the grocery store, his reaction is far from what you’d expect, sending him and his family on an unexpected and wild journey. Man Finds a Magic Rubik’s Cube In this unpredictable story, a man named Craig enters a mysterious shop and finds himself inexplicably drawn to a magic Rubik’s Cube, setting the stage for a series of surreal and baffling events. Plumber Has Phobia of Taps Experience the comedic and absurd journey of Craig, a highly skilled plumber who struggles with an unusual and crippling fear of taps. Man’s Car Fails MOT Follow Craig’s tumultuous journey as he tackles a failed MOT for his car, a hefty repair bill, and an unexpected, violent encounter on his walk home. You Find a Pencil Case During a spring clean, a man named Craig finds a mysterious pencil case with his name and birth date on it, which leads to a bizarre and life-altering accident involving sharpened pencils. Man Finds Hole in Cupboard Craig, a man who recently moved into a new flat, purchases a peculiar cupboard from an unknown website, only to discover that it allows him to see through walls into other rooms, leading to a series of strange and unexpected events. A Man Can’t Find What He Needs in the Supermarket A man struggles to find donut mixture in a supermarket and is met with hostility from a staff member named Craig, sending him on a bizarre and unsettling journey through the aisles. Man Gets Lost in Shopping Centre Join Craig on a comedic and frustrating journey through a shopping centre as he struggles to find his destination, all while getting hilariously lost among various stores. Glasgow Uni Student on Work Experience in the Barras A business student from Glasgow University is asked to gain hands-on experience in a local marketplace, facing unexpected challenges and cultural clashes that test his business acumen in ways he never imagined. Man Takes His Family to Visit a Model Village When Craig’s wife leaves the holiday planning up to him and their two kids, Jamie and Sally, they end up on a disappointing trip to a model village, a decision that ends up being a source of regret for the entire family. Man Goes Shopping When Craig walks into a newly opened supermarket in 2023, he finds himself inexplicably transported back to the 1980s, where he has a series of bizarre interactions before waking up in the modern supermarket. Man Chops Firewood Fed up with the price of gas, Craig decides to chop down trees in a nearby park for fuel, but his plan goes awry when he throws an axe at the police, leading to a dark and twisted series of events in this macabre tale. Barbershop at Sea During a solo cross-Atlantic sailing challenge, Craig encounters a bizarre barber shop at sea, run by a quartet, but things take a violent turn when he realizes that their youthful captors intend to kill him. Man Finds Himself in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time When Craig finds himself at the wrong business meeting at the wrong time, he takes the opportunity to turn the situation around, sparking unexpected conversations and interactions in his quest to make this the right place at the right time. Man’s Best Pal Betrays Him An author named Craig, who owes his success to his friend’s ideas, finds himself in a deadly confrontation when his friend demands compensation. Man Turns Up 10 Minutes Late to a Christening In an irreverent improv sketch, a man named Craig disrupts a christening where he is to serve as the godfather, turning the solemn occasion into a chaotic and comedic spectacle. Man Steals Hand Sanitiser In the midst of another pandemic lockdown wave, a man named Craig devises an elaborate plan to steal hand sanitizer from a restaurant in order to protect his family, leading to an unexpected series of events and a hilarious debate about the definition of a “shite.” Woman Is the 100th Caller in a Radio Competition Join Mary, the 100th caller on a live radio show, as she attempts to guess a song in this unexpected and thrilling improv story. Man Discovers New Use for Paper Mache Disenchanted with his life, Craig decides to take up a new hobby - paper mache - in a quest to create something unique and astound his neighbors, but his artistic journey takes an unexpected and dark turn. Man Finds Someone Hiding in His House When Craig, a recovering alcoholic, discovers a man hiding under his bed who reveals he’s been trapped in his house for two days, their encounter sparks a bizarre series of events involving a disturbing home invasion, a slashed nose, and a prison filled with PlayStations. Man Finds a Wishing Well In his first house with a garden, Craig discovers a plastic wishing well at a garden store that seems to grant wishes depending on the value of the coin tossed in, and his experiments with this power lead to a series of humorous and shocking consequences. Man Invents a New Sport When Craig’s partner Mary accuses him of being lazy and overweight, he laments the lack of a sport that interests him, leading him down a hilariously absurd path to invent a new sport of his own: an exercise regimen centered around pulling his own beard. Man Finds Black Hole in Pocket After finding a black hole in his pocket, Craig uses it to his advantage to avoid paying dangerous moneylenders and unexpectedly become a millionaire. Man Receives Too Much Change in a Corner Shop When Craig realizes he’s been given too much change at the corner shop, he gets caught up in a confusing series of events involving a mischievous teenager, a thrown bottle, and an unexpected attack from the shopkeeper. Man Learns to Play Piano An aspiring pianist named Craig is intrigued by a free piano lesson offered in the yellow pages and decides to give it a shot, but he soon discovers that the teacher may not be as skilled or well-intentioned as he initially appears. Three Wee Guys Visit NYC In the iconic Empire State Building, an unexpected event involving three mysterious figures leaves the New York office workers intrigued, leading to a frenetic journey into the unpredictable world of the city. A Person Daydreams When schoolboy Craig daydreams during class and accidentally starts a fight with a normally quiet student, he ends up in a terrifying situation that spirals out of control in front of the entire school. Woman Finds Secret Room in House When Mary decides to move into a new flat, she finds a mysterious, small door not shown in the property’s online photos, and when she opens it, three tiny men appear and end up becoming her unlikely helpers. Man Falls Out of Plane In a tale of unexpected chaos, follow Craig’s humorous and quirky adventures featuring a flying door, a peculiar toilet situation, and an exciting game of Lego Fortnite. Man Has a Midlife Crisis At 45, Craig decides to live the rest of his life to the fullest during his midlife crisis, which leads him to buying an Audi TT, a decision that eventually spirals out of control. Man Steals Bezos’ Job When an opportunistic man, Craig, discovers a way to make quick money through Amazon’s affiliate program, an unexpected digital encounter with Jeff Bezos takes him on a wild journey from Glasgow to Los Angeles. Man Has Chronic Insomnia In this darkly comedic improv story, chronic insomniac Craig seeks help from a psychiatrist who suggests a peculiar solution to his sleepless nights, but the consequences are not quite what he anticipated. Man Has an Argument with His Wife In this improv story, a man named Craig and his wife Mary embark on a seemingly endless argument about television programs, which continues even as they meet friends for lunch, causing tensions to rise further. Man Finds Strange Contraption Under Bed After waking up in the middle of the night, Craig discovers a strange contraption under his bed and brings it to work where his boss’s curiosity leads to unexpected and shocking consequences. Man Gets Stuck in an Aeroplane Toilet In this vivid and humorous improv story, a man named Craig faces a series of increasingly absurd events after getting stuck in an airplane toilet, dealing with a stubborn cabin crew member and a lingering need to relieve himself. Man Wakes Up in Shopping Centre Craig and his wife Mary wake up to find themselves in a bed shop within a shopping center, sparking confusion and a humorous conversation about changes in appearance. Man Rescues Injured Badger Craig, a wildlife rescuer, navigates a suspicious caller’s reluctance to share their address, causing a delay in saving an injured badger, and leading Craig to question his own humanity. Man Buys New Tap In a comedic mix-up, a man named Craig struggles to find a tap at a home improvement store and ends up making a threatening scene, only to successfully purchase it from a completely different place. Man Buys Paint When a man decides to surprise his girlfriend by painting their newly plastered walls during her weekend trip, the result is a vibrant, chaotic masterpiece that sparks an unexpected reaction and a bizarre chain of events. Man Starts a Book Craig, a man who’s never been a reader, is flooded with Audible ads during the coronavirus pandemic and decides to finally delve into the world of books, leading to a humorous and confusing journey as he navigates countless recommendations and debates on Twitter before ultimately choosing a Stephen King novel. Man Tries to Rob a Bank with a Banana In a desperate financial situation, a man named Craig attempts to rob a bank with a banana, leading to a shocking and violent encounter with the bank’s security guard. The Craig House When a man named Craig falls asleep on a bus and ends up far from home with no money, he stumbles into a shady pub in a desperate search for water, leading him into a bizarre and unexpected world of strange rules and eccentric characters. Man Sees Deer In this dark, gritty tale, a man named Craig encounters a wealthy couple in a secluded cottage after seeing a deer, leading to a series of bizarre, shocking events that revolve around a horrific crime, a deceitful girlfriend, and an underground organ cloning operation. Man Defrosts Freezer Craig and Mary, a seemingly normal couple, grapple with a malfunctioning freezer and a potential identity crisis, leading to unexpected revelations and decisions that will have you questioning what you thought you knew about them. Man Makes Fry Up A man’s attempt to cure a hangover with a homemade fry up goes horribly wrong, leading to a catastrophic series of events involving a kitchen fire, painful burns, and an unexpected attack from a gang of merciless youngsters. Man Moves to Spain with Dog and Wife Craig and his wife move to Madrid, Spain, where their quarantined dog contracts rabies and causes chaos at a local bullfight, leading to a tragic and complicated series of events. Man Goes Backstage After falling asleep at a Katy Perry concert, Craig wakes up to find himself alone in the venue, but his unexpected encounter with the pop star after the show takes an embarrassing turn. A Man Can’t Remember Going to His Job A man named Craig, in a moment of panic, realizes that he can’t remember anything about his previous work day, leading to a confusing and humorous conversation with his loved one. Man Goes Back to School Craig, a man contemplating a house purchase near his old school, decides to observe the neighborhood during school dismissal time, only to find himself drawn into a conflict with a littering student, which leads to an unexpected and grim sequence of events. Man Goes for a Drive In a bid to escape boredom, Craig goes for a drive one rainy night and ends up committing a hit and run, but when he tries to cover his tracks, he unknowingly reveals his secret to his friend John, who decides to blackmail him, leading to a dark chain of events. Man Goes to Belfast for New Year’s When Craig convinces himself to spend New Year’s Eve alone in Belfast, he finds himself navigating the city’s unique culture, making friends and enemies, and surviving an unexpected encounter with a group of mischievous locals. Man Gets Lost in Big Shopping Centre When Craig visits a new shopping center he originally opposed, he finds himself lost and embroiled in a chaotic and surreal series of events. Man Discovers He Has a Twin In this quirky improvised story, Craig and a stranger experience a series of strange fainting spells and head injuries that lead to an inexplicable brain damage affecting their ability to recall multiplication tables. Man Follows Wife He Suspects of Cheating John, a man convinced his wife is unfaithful, embarks on a mission of amateur surveillance that takes him through a dark alley, into a stranger’s home, and onto a suspenseful train ride, all leading to an unexpected confrontation in the park. Hard English Border Craig, the leader of Scotland, grapples with a severe drought in England, leading to tension and unexpected outcomes between the two intertwined nations, with Craig’s loyalties and identity coming into question. Man Sees Out His 40’s with a Bang Facing a midlife crisis and feeling washed-up, Craig takes his own life only to be sent back by an angel, only to face a bizarre and comedic battle with his own mortality, receiving help from an unexpected source. Man Plays with Hoover In this darkly humorous and cautionary tale, a man named Craig learns the painful consequences of experimenting with a vacuum cleaner after being influenced by dubious advertisements promising to extend his penis. Hitman Comes Out of Retirement for One Last Job In this darkly comedic tale, a retired hitman named Craig, known by many names, struggles with normal life and attempts to care for his twin children after their mother’s death, only to be pulled back into the criminal world for one last job that tests his humanity. Man Loses All His Shoes When loner Craig loses all his shoes, he embarks on a bizarre dialogue with his own reflection, leading to a journey of self-discovery and transformations. A Fire Breaks Out at an Old Folks’ Home In an elderly home, the smell of smoke leads to a frantic discovery of a fire, revealing a twisted plot that involves one of their own residents, Margaret, and her mysterious intentions. Man Posts Letter In the midst of trying to post a crucial letter to His Majesty’s Customs and Revenue, Craig finds himself in a bizarre predicament at a pub where he’s mistakenly identified as a previous troublemaker and ends up losing his important letter in a dramatic toilet encounter. Man Is Scared of Mirrors Craig, a man with an unusual phobia of mirrors, finds himself in a terrifying situation when he moves in with his girlfriend, only to discover her unusual obsession with decorating their home with mirrors. Man Finds a Fiver Craig finds what he thinks is a fiver, only to discover it’s five pound coins stuck together, and his attempt to use it in a shop leads to an unexpected and intense confrontation. Man Forgotten by Everyone In a bizarre turn of events, a man named Craig begins causing memory loss in those around him, leading to an unexpected and strange social dynamic. Man Visits Brewery On his birthday, a whisky-enthusiast named Craig is taken by his friends on a trip to a brewery tour, where he ends up clashing with the tour guide over his passion for whisky and strong opinions on the beer industry. Man Trapped in Lift with Another Man When Craig moves into a new high-rise flat, he agrees to help a neighbor in the elevator, but what starts as a simple favor quickly spirals into a tense, mind-bending encounter in the confined space, leaving Craig questioning the reality of his new home. Man Gets Trapped in IKEA After falling asleep in Ikea, Craig wakes up to find himself locked in and trapped, leading to a bizarre and terrifying night with the store’s peculiar janitor. Man Goes on a Cycle Craig, a man who loves cycling and is revisiting a route he hasn’t taken in six years, is assaulted by three boys during his journey, who throw him into a freezing canal and leave him for dead. Man Buys a Magic Fur Coat When Craig buys his wife a fur coat for Valentine’s Day from a seemingly magical shop, he tries to convince her of its mystical powers, leading them both on a wild journey that questions morality, capitalism, and the true meaning of ‘magic’. Man Enters Isle of Man TT When the Isle of Man TT motorcycle race opens up to amateurs, local resident Craig enters with nothing but a push bike, leading to an unexpected and bizarre race with a shocking twist. Man Listens to Radio Ordinary man, Craig, has an unexpected adventure after asking his Alexa to play the radio, leading him on a violent and mysterious journey where he meets an old woman with a peculiar invention. Old Man Reading His Paper at His Tab An unexpected encounter at a local ‘tab’ leads to a chilling sequence of events that spirals into a shocking crime and its gruesome aftermath. Man Breaks the Sound Barrier In this quirky tale, a rich man named Melon Husk becomes obsessed with the idea of physically breaking the sound barrier without the aid of machinery and will stop at nothing to achieve his goal, even if it means defying the laws of physics and firing himself through a vacuum tube. Man Finds Something in Attic When Craig goes to retrieve a suitcase from his attic for an upcoming trip, he stumbles upon a strange and unexpected discovery. Man Gets a Bird Feeder Frustrated with the lack of interesting content on TV and streaming platforms, Craig embarks on a new hobby of bird-watching, but his encounter with an old man at a garden centre takes a dark and gruesome turn. Man Goes on History Lesson Loses His Group (SABOTAGED) A man named Craig, while on a historical tour in Glasgow, decides to wander off and explore on his own, leading him into an unexpected adventure. Woman Has Relevant Information Concerning Searchline Request A woman named Mary, holding crucial information about a long-lost baby abandoned in a baked bean box, tries to share her knowledge with a TV show, but is repeatedly thwarted by the show’s staff due to timing and bureaucratic issues. Man Joins NASA After joining NASA, a man named Craig embarks on a mission to reignite public interest in space by pushing for a new moon landing, despite skepticism and opposition from his colleagues. Man Pulls Wire In a chaotic chain of events, a man named Craig gets caught up in a bizarre situation involving public indecency, a police officer, vigilantism, and a crowd that must grapple with the aftermath of their decisions when given the ability to rewind time. Man Auditions for Band A young aspiring singer named Craig moves to London to pursue his dream and ends up auditioning for a role in a retro electro pop band, only to encounter a series of strange and potentially dangerous situations. Man Gets Exactly What He Wants In a wildly unpredictable story, a man named Craig is given the chance to rule by the seemingly immortal Queen, who’s grown tired of her extended lifespan, but chaos ensues when she changes her mind and tries to reclaim her throne. Man Finds Something Behind His Couch After finding an old chocolate bar from the 1980s behind his couch, Craig decides to eat it, leading to a strange mix of nostalgia, illness, and a surprising escape from his family over the holiday season. Man Buys Bread An ordinary trip to the local shop for bread turns into a shocking encounter with a 90s crime trend, as a man witnesses a destructive robbery known as a ‘ram raid’. Man Tries New Hobby A professional computer programmer named Craig, seeking a break from the digital world, embarks on a 20-year journey in woodworking, starting by planting his own tree, with surprising results. Book Signing Goes Wrong Experience a thrilling tale of a man’s roller coaster ride of a lifetime, filled with unexpected twists, turns, and a surprising discovery. Man Adopts a Cat In an engaging tale of online interactions, musician Craig deals with a flurry of opinions as he publicly contemplates getting a cat, rabbit, or dog, leading to unexpected consequences. Granny Buys a Boat When Mary becomes a grandmother, she rejects the traditional role and decides to buy a small yacht, leading to a series of unexpected adventures and a newfound romance. Man Must Grant the Wishes of Others Awakening trapped inside a genie’s lamp, Craig finds himself in the Arctic, forced to grant wishes to inhabitants who don’t understand his offers of wealth, leading to unexpected and perilous consequences. Man Runs Out of Time Caught in a constant battle against time, Craig must learn to balance his worries and relax before time inevitably runs out. The Big Speech Internationally renowned speaker, Craig, addresses an important conference at the SECC in Glasgow, delivering a passionate speech about medicine, conspiracy theories, and a potential cure for multiple strains of COVID, amid unexpected turns and a hint of humor. Chippy Has No Chips In an unexpected culinary twist, Craig discovers that his local chippy has run out of chips and tries to navigate the awkward interaction with the shop owner who attempts to pass off a single fish as a full fish supper. Man Tries New Brand of Shampoo A man embarks on a comedic and somewhat confusing journey to find a new brand of shampoo to treat his dry and flaky scalp, while vehemently denying he’s losing his hair. Man Gets Away with a Crime In a moment of rebellion, Craig decides to steal a newspaper he dislikes from a local newsagent, leading to an exhilarating and humorous encounter that leaves him contemplating his next daring move. Man Crosses the Line When the office prankster Craig’s friend John gets hired at his call center job, the two take their antics too far, testing the limits of their coworker Graham and their boss’s patience, leading to unexpected consequences. Man Goes for a Cycle A Twitch streamer cycling in Bristol is horrifically injured by a landmine, leading to a bizarre court case where the perpetrator insists the explosive was intended for someone else. Man Gets Caught Stealing Eggs From Neighbour’s Home In an absurd twist of events, Craig, a man with an odd obsession for his neighbor’s surplus of eggs, finds himself caught in a sticky situation that results in a comical transformation. Buying a Pair of Sneakers While Eccied A man from Glasgow, still feeling the effects of the previous night, embarks on a quest to buy a pair of sneakers, only to find his perception of them drastically altered by the light of day. Man Gets Work As an Extra An aspiring actor named Craig lands a gig as an extra on a Tom Cruise film, but after an awkward and hilarious misunderstanding in the restroom, he somehow finds himself with a chance at a bigger role. Man Buys Paint Anticipating a Christmas visit from family and a potential love interest, Craig embarks on a frenzied home makeover, only to realize his love interest is now married, leading him to a desperate act that changes the course of his life. Bandercraig In an adventure-filled story, a man named Craig finds himself in a conflict with a shady bus driver named James, leading to a series of bizarre and suspenseful events involving a bus chase, a corkscrew, and a taxi driver with a dark secret. Man Finds Letter When Craig finds a dropped letter containing a bank card, he decides to use it for a shopping spree, only to find himself in the middle of a hidden camera show prank; but the experience is so lackluster, he doesn’t even bother to tell his wife. Man Inadvertently Picks Up Wrong Dog Poo In a park, a man named Craig gets distracted while talking to a woman and ends up picking up the wrong dog’s poo, leading to an unexpected and embarrassing situation. Man Gives First Lesson As a Teacher In his first teaching job, Craig decides he needs to be harsh and unforgiving to establish respect and control, but his extreme approach on his first day leads to unexpected consequences. Man Joins a Boy Band A man named Craig, who is older than the usual boy band demographic, auditions to join a boy band after seeing an ad, impresses everyone with his talent, but is rejected due to his age, leading to a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected turns in his life. Man Needs a Shite at a Funeral In this darkly humorous and unconventional story, a young man named Craig must navigate the joint funeral of his parents while dealing with an untimely and intense need to defecate, leading to a raw, honest, and ultimately liberating confrontation with societal taboos. Man Becomes What He Hates After years of resenting the supermarket security guard that followed him around as a teenager, Craig finds himself taking on the same job in a bizarre twist of fate, only to descend into a surreal, hallucinatory reality where he questions his very identity. The Bus Breaks Down In a chaotic improvised tale, a bus full of passengers encounter an unexpected journey when their driver gets drunk, leading to comedic and surreal adventures that climax in a strange beach spectacle. Guy Misses Flight When a man named Craig finds himself in a compromising situation in the airport bathroom, he must decide between missing his flight to London or embarking on a hilarious and embarrassing adventure. Man Buys Wrong Trousers In an improvised narrative, a man ends up buying a pair of jeans that are much too tight and, despite initial embarrassment, decides to confidently wear them out with his friends, leading to unexpected reactions and hilarity. Man Chops Down Tree Craig decides to tackle a tree in his backyard that casts a shadow on his summer barbecues, but his plans soon escalate into a neighborhood wrestling match that blurs the line between reality and fiction. Man Has to Promote New Drink, but It’s Pish After a disastrous attempt to promote a new drink leaves a former reality star bankrupt, his unexpected taste for the beverage during his hard times leads to a second chance at fame and fortune. Man Waits in Bank Queue When a botched bank robbery goes awry, Craig turns the tables on the armed robber in a gruesome manner, becoming a controversial hero in the process, in a shocking tale told by the very teller behind the counter that day. Man Gets a Hearing Test In this comedic tale, a man named Craig is persuaded by his wife, Mary, to get a hearing test, leading to a series of misadventures and misunderstandings at the clinic, and ultimately a pair of expensive hearing aids that may be more trouble than they’re worth. Man Misses McDonald’s Breakfast When Craig arrives at McDonald’s just a couple of minutes too late for breakfast, it sparks an intense argument with the manager about the fast food chain’s breakfast cut-off time, leading to an unexpected conflict that gets physical. Man Goes to a Carnival A man named Craig receives a flyer for a carnival that he believes is taking place just around the corner from his house, only to be tricked by an eccentric old man who uses the opportunity for a strange, potentially dangerous prank, leading Craig on an increasingly bizarre and unpredictable journey. Man Finds Himself Alone in a Field In this comedic and romantic tale, a man named Craig, weary of his boisterous friends during a vacation in an English village, takes a solitary walk and unexpectedly meets a captivating woman in a field, leading him down a path of unexpected romance and hilarity. A Wizard Loses His Wand In this humorous tale, the wizard Craig Merlin loses his wand, only to find it behind his ear, but things take a turn for the worse when he accidentally transforms himself into a piece of dog waste. Man Gets Lost in a Shop In a confusing journey through a supermarket, Craig encounters miscommunication, misdirection, and unexpected social interactions, all in a quest to find washing up powder. Man Visits Texas A man embarks on an adventure to Texas, not the state, but for a thrilling meet and greet with the band of the same name. Man Finds Lucky Coin When Craig stumbles upon a mysterious silversmith’s doubloon amongst his forgotten odds and ends, his life takes a dramatic turn as he tries to sell the coin, leading to a catastrophic event at the pawn shop. Man Finds Spoon When a meticulous, solitary man named Craig discovers a spoon out of place in his cutlery drawer, he becomes increasingly paranoid and installs cameras in his home, leading to an unexpected confrontation with an intruder. Man Finds Secret Room in Maw’s Hoose When Craig visits his ailing mother’s house to help her clean, he discovers a mysterious door that leads him to a reality-altering secret and leaves him questioning everything he thought he knew about his family and life. Man Meets His Idol In an amusing series of events, Craig, a huge fan of James Arthur, ends up splurging on VIP tickets to see Arthur’s hit musical, leading to an awkward encounter with Arthur post-show revolving around his unusual haircut. Man Struggles with Swiss Army Knife After impulsively buying a Swiss Army Knife, Craig’s life spirals out of control when he finds himself in a dangerous situation, leading to a series of unforeseen consequences and a dark exploration of the prison system. Woman Gets Important Call When a dog chews her husband’s slippers, Mary is dragged into a whirlwind of nonsensical conversations and bizarre behaviors that will make her question if she’s living in a comedy sketch or just an absurd reality. A Cat Story Dive into the world of a cat navigating her day-to-day life, from encounters with dogs to the everyday mysteries of her world, in this intriguing improv story. Man Runs First 5K A man with a heart condition decides to run a 5K race as part of his exercise regime, but his health takes a turn for the worse during the run, and his situation is further compromised by a group of mischievous teenagers. Magic Rug in Forest A man discovers a magical rug in the forest that makes anything wrapped in it disappear, which he uses to dispose of an aggressive teenager, only to find the teen later reappeared unharmed with no memory of the incident. Man Falls in a Canal A man in Glasgow who’s fed up with having to move out of the way for joggers and cyclists during his walks along the canal decides to stand his ground, leading to a collision, a fall into the canal, and a bizarre transformation that has him questioning reality. Three Wee Guys Commit a Crime Three small-time criminals face severe vigilante justice when their plans to steal a car are interrupted by three men who are tired of crime in their community. Man Orders Wrong Takeaway In this darkly comedic story, a man named Craig tries to order takeout for his flatmates, but messes up the order, leading to unexpected and violent consequences. Superhero Makes Situation Worse When ordinary Craig wakes up with extraordinary powers, his attempts to intervene in a dangerous situation leads to worldwide calamity and opens a window into a vast, cosmic mystery. Man Buys New Hedge Trimmer When Craig goes to buy a new hedge trimmer, an overly helpful store clerk interrupts his shopping experience with an unexpected lecture about hedgehog safety, leading to a bizarre and humorous exchange that questions why hedgehogs are named as such, and explores the boundaries of shared trauma and customer service. Person Learns to Drive After a horrifying car accident leaves Craig without his limbs, he faces a brutal attack, but there’s more to the story than meets the eye. Woman Finds Something Strange in Husband’s Slipper A woman named Mary, fed up with her husband Craig’s messiness and particularly his slippers, discovers an American quarter in one of them, leading her down a rabbit hole of questions and suspicions, notably whether Craig has been digging a tunnel to America. Man Falls Asleep on Train Craig’s routine train ride to work turns chaotic when he oversleeps, misses his stop, and takes drastic measures to protest his fellow passengers’ lack of intervention, leading to unexpected viral fame. Man Forgets Wife’s Birthday In this unpredictable improv story, a man incurs his wife’s wrath after forgetting her birthday, leading to an explosive domestic situation that promises both humor and tension. Man Wins Million but Only If Haunted House Overnighter etc. A destitute man named Craig accepts a billionaire’s challenge to spend a night in a haunted house for a million dollars, only to find himself in a deadly situation. Man Buys Garden Plot In an era of uncertainty and rising costs, Craig decides to secure his future by growing his own food in an allotment, but his peaceful endeavor takes a violent turn when he crosses paths with a group of local youths. Man Is Born in 1974 Born in 1974 and named Brian, a man who once craved friendship becomes an evil figure surrounded by adoring fans and yes men, his humor masking his dark intentions until he shockingly kills three people. Improv This… When Craig, a man with an important meeting to attend, is inexplicably given the finger by everyone in a restaurant, he allows his annoyance to escalate into a vengeful episode with unexpected and far-reaching consequences. Guy Wakes Up with High Pitched Voice A man wakes up to find himself voiceless and his home invaded by a variety of fierce dogs, leading to a gruesome and chaotic situation that is controlled by a hybrid of all the dangerous dogs, only to end in a tragic twist. Woman Buys Bass Guitar When Mary, an unexpected bass guitar enthusiast, faces surprise and skepticism at a music store, her reaction leads to a whirlwind of chaos and destruction. Man Buys a New Car A professional straight man gets an unusually cheap Lamborghini due to its dangerous speed, leading to a tragic accident involving a man named Craig, causing confusion with a famous personality. Man Buys a Wee Chippy Van When Craig, a man who has developed a passion for making homemade chips, is laid off from his office job, he decides to start a food van specializing in his delicious chips, but things take a turn when his former boss manipulates him into a business deal that leaves Craig with barely any profits. Woman Falls Asleep on Train and Wakes Up in Stranraer A woman’s ordinary train journey to Stranraer, Scotland turns surreal as she falls asleep and wakes up in a confusing, dream-like world reminiscent of the video game “Half-Life,” but is it just a dream or is there more to it? Hotel Housekeeper Finds a Secret Room Mary, a B&B owner on the Isle of Arran, stumbles upon a hidden room in her establishment while planning renovations, leading to an unexpected encounter that brings her face to face with her guests’ unique perspectives. Man Gets Recruited Into a Motorbike Gang In this unpredictable improv story, a man named Craig encounters a character, Butterfly, who is part of a water bike gang and carries an illegal butterfly knife, leading to a series of darkly comedic and bizarre events. Man Builds Shed After being shocked by the high prices of sheds, Craig decides to build his own, despite his wife Mary’s skepticism and ensuing arguments, leading to a chaotic and absurd journey into DIY. A Man Goes on a Bus for the First Time in a Long Time When Craig, a man terrified of buses, is forced to ride one during a night shift, he finds himself on a mysterious, driverless bus that seems to transport him and the spirits of the departed to his job at an undertaker’s. Man Crashes Party When Craig crashes a neighborhood party he wasn’t invited to, the confrontation ends in violence and police involvement, leading to a series of events that culminate in prison sentences and personal vendettas. Man Is Woken by Loud Noise + Forgets Wimming Trunks A man named Craig mistakenly packs a ripped pair of swim trunks for a trip to Mardgate with his partner Mary, leading to an embarrassing and chaotic beach day. Man Thinks He Can Turn Invisible In this bizarre and darkly humorous story, a man named Craig believes he can become invisible at a funfair, leading him to attempt to ride a motorbike ride for free, only to be caught, beaten and subjected to a series of increasingly cruel and unusual punishments by the fairgoers. Man Sees Himself on Front Page of Local Newspaper When Craig unexpectedly sees his face on the front page of a local newspaper, he confronts the vendor in a surreal exchange that makes them question the nature of their reality. Craig Does Some Community Service In an unusual punishment for his misdemeanor, Craig is sentenced to community service involving a grim task across Glasgow, but his indignation leads to an unexpected twist. Man Goes to the Cinema Craig, the protagonist, attends a highly acclaimed movie that everyone seems to love, only to find that he doesn’t share the same enthusiasm about it. Woman Is Convinced Her Taxi Driver Isn’t Human When Mary takes a ride in a taxi from a new app, she begins to suspect her driver isn’t human, a suspicion that is confirmed when he is shot by a human resistance group, and a piece of the driver’s robotic technology is lodged in her brain, transforming her into a cyborg. Man Goes to IKEA When Craig encounters three menacing individuals in an IKEA, what begins as a simple shopping trip spirals into a bizarre and chilling adventure that he won’t soon forget. Man Unexpectedly Kept in Hospital Overnight Craig’s simple trip to the dentist spirals into a nightmarish scenario involving an unexpected hospital stay, rogue alien beings, laser gun fights, and a shocking betrayal from his new dentist. Man Freezes During Interview When Craig loses his job due to COVID-19 and lands an important interview, he struggles with nerves that cause him to overheat during rehearsals, leading him to an unconventional solution of strapping bags of ice to his body to keep cool, resulting in a strange series of events and a surprising outcome Man Buys Motorbike A bored, middle-aged man named Craig contemplates buying a motorcycle for the first time, sparking a thrilling journey as he explores the world of speed, danger, and the freedom of the open road. Man Ditches His Own Wedding Halfway Through A man named Craig finds himself in a bizarre situation when he has to abandon his own wedding not due to cold feet, but because there’s a sniper in the balcony aiming at him. Man Finds Something Unexpected in Birthday Cake For his birthday, Craig navigates a peculiar work culture where he hopes to take the day off, expects a surprise party, eats a questionable cake, and ultimately gets promoted under bizarre circumstances. Woman Joins Dog Walking Club When Mary joins a dog walking club for some social interaction, she finds herself in unexpected situations, dealing with politically charged conversations and meeting a variety of interesting characters. Unaware Tourist Get’s Battered in Rough Area of Glasgow An American tourist in Glasgow gets schooled by three local boys about his incorrect use of apostrophes on social media, leading to an unexpected and humorous exchange. Woman Competes in the Olympics In her Olympic debut representing independent Scotland, Mary takes the curling world by storm, but what happens when an innocent interview turns into a chilling test of survival on the ice? Man Drops Mug When a man named Craig encounters a difficult customer at a coffee shop, a bizarre and chaotic scene unfolds, leading to an unexpected and horrifying outcome. Man Makes a Disgusting Cup of Tea In this darkly comedic tale, new office worker Craig manipulates a tea-making ruse by his coworkers to exact an extreme and shocking form of revenge on his unsuspecting boss. Man Falls Asleep at Work An ordinary day at the office turns bizarre when Craig wakes from a nap to find his coworkers have disappeared, only to discover them hiding in the kitchen for a surprise that leaves him questioning the reality of his workplace. Man Trips over His Maw Experience the trials and tribulations of Craig, a man grappling with the modern world of television remotes and a peculiar tendency to trip over something, or someone, from his past. Man Finds His Car Stolen When Craig discovers his car is replaced with an exact inflatable replica and his actual vehicle is being driven away, he embarks on a frantic chase to reclaim it, invoking a fascinating comparison with World War II’s deceptive inflatable tanks. Man Hears a Noise In this intriguing story, Craig struggles with using his phone before bed, hears a mysterious noise in the middle of the night, and must decide whether to confront whatever is behind it or not. Man Starts to Lose Sense of Smell When Craig starts to lose his sense of smell, he begins to question if it’s a symptom of a common cold or something more serious like coronavirus, but a rather unsavory experiment convinces him that his sense of smell may be deteriorating more than he thought. Man Wins Euro Millions A man wins a record-breaking Euro millions jackpot and instead of sharing his wealth with family and friends, he hires a hitman to get rid of them and anyone who might ask him for money, leading to a dark and unexpected turn of events. Woman Loses Her Toothbrush When Mary loses her toothbrush and embarks on a journey to find it, she ends up discovering more than she bargained for, meeting a stranger named Craig, and unveiling a series of bizarre events involving forensics, a pigeon, and a wizard. The Elbow Join Craig, a regular London Underground commuter, as he navigates a typical but uncomfortably hot summer day, only to find a mysterious writing on his elbow that leads him down a rabbit hole of strange occurrences and eerie events. Man Gets Lost on Trail Run When Craig decides to go on a trail run in nature, he gets lost, ends up naked, and becomes the target of three mischievous young boys who chase him onto a motorway, leading to an unfortunate series of events. News Anchor Gets a Hard on Live on Air An aging, chauvinistic news anchor named Craig ignites controversy with his outdated views on gender in the industry, leading to an unconventional plan by a female producer to expose his hypocrisy, with unexpected and comedic consequences. Man Realises Lifelong Dream of Underwater Adventure A man named Craig, who is in his early fifties, receives a birthday gift from his workmates - an underwater adventure he’s always dreamed of - but finds the experience considerably less thrilling than he imagined, and has to pretend to enjoy it to save face. Couple Take Holiday Scuba Lesson On their two-week holiday, Craig and Mary decide to break from boredom by taking a scuba diving lesson, but their underwater adventure takes a dark turn when Craig disobeys instructions and dives too deep, where he makes a chilling discovery. Man Eats Mouldy Toast In a hilarious and surreal improv story, a man named Craig eats a piece of moldy toast, believing it to be a harmless form of penicillin, and ends up tripping into a hallucinatory world that blurs the lines of reality and nonexistence. Man Wakes Up in Coffin When Craig wakes up in a coffin with three strangers and a box of matches, he’s thrust into a chilling, claustrophobic mystery that will leave you questioning who can be trusted. Man Goes to the Cricket In this wildly unpredictable improv story, an Englishman named Craig finds himself in the midst of a chaotic cricket match, where the unexpected becomes the norm and reality is not quite what it seems. The Living Painting A man’s ordinary life takes a turn for the extraordinary when he brings home a small painting of an elephant that not only weighs as much as a real elephant, but also seems to be alive, disrupting his bus ride home and ultimately transforming into a real, rectangular-shaped elephant. Man Sees Helicopter When Craig decides to investigate the source of a hovering helicopter near his local park one night, his curiosity leads him into a dangerous encounter with some troublemakers, which leaves him in a precarious situation and with a new perspective on safety in his neighborhood. Very Awkward Work Situation In this quirky narrative, a man named Craig decides to come into work early one day, only to find himself in an increasingly awkward situation involving the boss’s chair, a nap, and a misinterpreted action, leading to an unforeseen, high-stakes predicament. Guy Finds Wanking Den Destroyed A frustrated man named Craig, unable to find a moment of privacy in his life, takes drastic measures and builds a secluded treehouse in the woods to indulge himself, only to face an unexpected and repulsive obstacle that he tries to turn into an opportunity. Man Has Problems with His Shower When Craig experiences ongoing issues with his shower, his escalating frustration and his partner Mary’s exasperation become the talk of the town. Man Forgets Who He Is During a Job Interview During a stressful job interview, a man becomes so nervous that he can’t remember his own name or answer the interviewer’s questions. Man Buys 3D Printer In a comedic and confusing quest to buy a 3D printer, Craig finds himself in a rebranded PC World, now Curry’s, where the salesperson mistakenly offers him a 3D television instead, leading to a bizarre and unexpected encounter in the store’s staff-only bathroom. Man Loses Glasses at the Gym Craig’s routine workout at the gym takes an unexpected turn when his glasses go missing, leading him on a strange adventure involving confrontations and newfound friendships. Man Goes to the Beach After a brutal beach attack, Craig’s DNA fuses with a crab’s, giving him extraordinary abilities which he uses to help the police solve crimes, but when his powers threaten corrupt officers, he finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Man Finds Mystery Pipe Under Floorboards A man named Craig discovers a mysterious, seemingly gold pipe under his floorboards that produces a strange sound, leading him into a surreal and confusing journey between reality and dreams, culminating in a violent act against his neighbor. Man Clears Out His Fridge In the aftermath of his favorite football team’s loss, an Englishman named Craig decides to clean his fridge to distract himself, only to be interrupted by a trio of Scottish thieves who rob him blind, leaving only his freshly cleaned fridge untouched. Man Attends Eurovision When a man’s uncanny prediction about a Eurovision song leads to a high-stakes, dangerous gamble in Monaco, he discovers that the odds aren’t always in his favor. Man Has to Fill in As Teacher In this dark comedy, an aspiring rock musician named Craig fills in as a teacher for his friend and ends up leading a group of students in a music competition, setting off a chain of unexpected and tragic events. Man Makes Big Mistake at Work A disgruntled employee named Craig, after a major mistake at work, is driven to discuss his professional woes with a devil-worshipping bartender who suggests he seek revenge on his boss, leading Craig down a dark path of intrigue and potentially dangerous power games. Man Falls Off Bike After a bike repair goes awry, Craig suffers a nasty fall and the bike shop’s mistake remains a secret known only to the reader in this comically dark tale. Man Visits Greengrocer After deciding to support local businesses, Craig’s experience with a local greengrocer is less than satisfactory, causing him to return to his usual supermarket where he not only finds better produce, but also learns about the supermarket’s ruthless business strategies. Mouldy Sausage Rolls A man desperate to be a baker at a popular bakery takes a job at the counter to get his foot in the door, and his plan to demonstrate his superior baking skills leads to an unexpected encounter with an alleged vampire fraternity. Man Gets Fence Built Around Garden A man named Craig moves into a new house and becomes frustrated with his neighbors’ children crossing into his garden due to the lack of a fence, so he decides to build one, which leads to a fallout with his neighbors and a series of complications. Man Stumbles Onto Film Set Craig, a man on holiday in Los Angeles, accidentally stumbles onto a major film set, unknowingly becoming a part of a serious Oscar-worthy scene, and alters the course of the movie without ever realizing his impact. Man Watches Polaroid Develop An everyday man named Craig has a confrontational encounter with two hipsters and their Polaroid camera, leading to a series of events that make him question his self-image and the way he perceives others. Man Gets Roped Into It When hardworking Craig finally gets a day off, his plans to relax are upended by a request to help his friend’s sister move out of her flat, leading to an unexpected journey full of complications, misdirection and a possible new friendship. Man v Bezos After paying a hefty sum to attend an entrepreneur conference featuring Jeff Bezos, Craig finds himself in an awkward encounter with the Amazon founder in the most unlikely of places. Man Goes to Library In a confluence of unusual events, Craig finds himself killing time in a library, causing a minor stir with the librarian, experiencing unexpected subway delays, and getting into a heated discussion with his friend John, all set against the backdrop of Glasgow’s cityscape. Man Picks Up Last Notebook in the Shop When a man’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, an eccentric old man mysteriously appears to help him, asking only for a future favor in return; but when the old man shows up at the man’s home, their lives take an unexpected and chilling turn. Man Decides to Swim the English Channel Despite not knowing how to swim, Craig embarks on the daring journey to swim the English Channel, starting from France, and relying solely on his instinctive doggy-paddle to guide him towards the shores of Britain. Man Goes to the Horse Races An exceptionally skilled gambler named Craig, who has been barred from every local gambling establishment, decides to take his talents to the horse races, where he not only continues his winning streak but also starts taking bets from the high-class attendees, leading to an outrageous series of events. Man Falls Down Hole to Another World When Craig, a man from Glasgow, falls into a manhole, he finds himself caught in a strange portal-like reality, bouncing between Glasgow and New York, much to the confusion and amusement of the people on both sides. Man Forgets His Son’s Name A man’s struggle with memory loss affects his relationship with his son, leading to a mix of hilarious and heart-breaking encounters that explore the unexpected ways we express love. Man Finds a New Website In a quest to buy a second-hand bike, Craig stumbles upon a mysterious website, leading to a bizarre and horrifying series of events that blur the lines between reality and nightmare. Woman Quits Teaching Job Frustrated with the lack of Covid protocols at her school, a primary school teacher quits her job and, in her search for new employment, finds herself working for Uber and grappling with the peculiarities of the passengers she encounters. Man Likes to Film People for His VLOG A man approaches strangers daily to buy them a sausage roll, documenting these encounters for his YouTube channel, “Johnny Crazy Wild,” but his requests for filming take a bizarre and uncomfortable turn. Man Is Late for Own Wedding A man named Craig mistakenly thinks it’s a regular Saturday, ignoring his phone and watching television, only to realize too late that it’s actually his wedding day, leading to a series of unexpected events. Man Goes to the Zoo After a heated office debate about zoos, Craig decides to visit one, only to be falsely accused of threatening a co-worker and arrested, leading to a chaotic series of events involving a gorilla, a police chase, and a dramatic showdown in the zoo. Man Has a Nice Tuesday In this outrageous tale, Craig’s life takes a wild turn when his boss demands he work on a Sunday, only to give him Tuesday off as compensation, leading Craig on an unexpected adventure that includes a movie, a nice lunch, a bus ride, and a shocking encounter with a deer in the heart Man Goes to Dermatologist When a man’s dermatologist fails to remove his warts and then charges him again for a second treatment, he seeks revenge by leaving a meticulously constructed two-star review, only to find himself in a horrifying situation that he never could have anticipated. Person Enjoys Milkthake When Craig orders a “milk thick” instead of a milkshake at McDonald’s, he ends up on an absurd adventure involving padlocks, fire threats, and a bizarre culinary creation. Person Finds a USB Memory Stick When Mary picks up a lost flash drive outside a tech store, she gets more than she bargained for, stumbling into a dangerous conspiracy and a web of deceit. Man Collects His Debts When Craig attempts to collect a debt from his friend John, their casual conversation quickly escalates into a heated argument, threatening their friendship and leading them on an unexpected journey. Man’s Favourite Videogame Character Comes to Life A man’s favorite video game character from Street Fighter 2, Blanka, comes to life at a retro arcade, leading to an unexpected and surreal adventure. Man Addicted to Stealing From Local Shop In an absurd tale of crime and denial, a shopkeeper confronts a man named Craig about his kleptomania, leading to an unexpected and macabre turn of events. Man Needs a New Passport A man’s holiday plans are thrown into chaos when he realizes his passport is about to expire, leading him into a tragic encounter on a bus ride to rectify the situation. Man Asks Girl Out on a Date Follow the comedic journey of Craig, a professional streamer who uses advice from online forums to ask his coworker Mary on a date, resulting in a series of unexpected events and conversations. Man Reads a Book in a Park A man reading a book in a park becomes terrified when the events he reads about start happening to him, leading him to believe he’s losing his grip on reality and causing him to take drastic measures to prevent himself from hurting others. Man Goes on a Yoga Retreat Frustrated with the modern world, Craig decides to attend a yoga retreat, but a rude phone call leaves him so enraged that he goes on a violent rampage at the retreat, leading to an unexpected twist in prison. Man Drinks Energy Drink A sleep-deprived businessman named Craig resorts to energy drinks to get through a crucial presentation, but his day spirals into chaos and violence when he loses control. Two Breakfast A touring comedian, Craig, decides to indulge in a second breakfast, only to be shaken out of his food coma by a phone call reminding him he’s in the wrong city and about to miss an important live radio interview, leading to a series of comical misunderstandings. Man Gets a New Mirror for His House A man named Craig buys an antique mirror for his new home from a mysterious old man, only to find that it has mysterious properties that turn his world upside down. Man Gets on the Wrong Bus In a mix-up at a bus station, Craig unintentionally boards a bus to London instead of Edinburgh, spiraling into a bizarre sequence of events as he tries to get off the bus. Man Finds Trombone Follow the peculiar tale of Craig, who stumbles upon a discarded trombone on a city street, his ensuing search for its owner, and the humorous interactions that unfold in his everyday, slice-of-life adventure. Man Works on a Cruise Ship In a strange twist of fate, a man named Craig ends up working on a cruise ship, only to find himself in unusual situations, including a bizarre encounter with King Charles. Man Gets Trauma Dumped When Craig receives a message from his friend Jeff, he’s pulled into a vortex of venting about Jeff’s new job, leading Craig to navigate the delicate etiquette of supporting a friend without getting too entangled in their problems. Man Slips in the Shower A professional streamer recounts a bizarre tale of an unfortunate man’s accident in the shower that takes a comedic, yet tragic turn involving his unsuspecting neighbors. A Guy Gets a Stopwatch That Can Freeze Time (And People) Depressed and fed up with his life, a man named Craig stumbles upon a magical stopwatch that has the power to freeze time, leading to unexpected and chaotic consequences. Man Loses Shoe In this quirky tale, a man named Craig is going about his day when he suddenly feels something odd about the pavement, only to realize he’s lost one of his shoes, leaving readers curious about his bizarre situation. Man Gets Stuck in the Washing Machine John, a seemingly ordinary man, finds himself in an extraordinary situation when he gets stuck in a washing machine, triggering a series of nostalgic memories and surreal encounters. Man Has an Exit Interview When Craig decides to leave his job, a routine exit interview with his boss John takes a surprising turn as the conversation becomes heated and personal, leading to a confrontation that changes their lives forever. Guy Lies About Qualification for Job Interview In this wild tale, a desperate man lies about his qualifications for a job interview, lands a bricklaying position in a medieval castle, and then, through a series of strange and magical events, finds himself in modern-day America, only to return and build a town that resembles present-day Cumber Man Gets Rekt on Frosties and It Ruins His Entire Life An unexpected cereal choice leads a man named Craig into a violent encounter, making him question his sweet tooth and the consequences it could bring. Scotsman Visits England for the First Time A Scottish man named Craig moves to England and has to navigate the complexities of new friendships, realizing that the people he initially thought were good were bad, and the ones he thought were bad were just misunderstood. Couple Go to Parents’ Evening When single dad Craig attends his first parent’s night at school, he unexpectedly witnesses a tragic accident involving a couple and their mischievous son, leading to a chilling encounter that he will never forget. Man Causes Natural Disaster When a meteorologist predicts a natural disaster, an unexpected turn of events in a public restroom leads to a shocking result. Man Forwards Email In a twist-filled office drama, an email mishap leads to a workplace confrontation, revealing hidden tensions, a potential snitch, and a shocking resolution that leaves everyone reeling. Binman Has Existential Crisis Craig, a bin man, finds himself questioning the meaning of his existence and work, leading to intense conversations with his colleagues. Person Falls on Cracked Pavement In this chaotic soliloquy, the speaker recounts a seemingly mundane event of a person named Ali tripping over cracked pavement, which then spirals into a contemplation of human behavior and the importance of supporting live comedy. Bus Driver Quits When Craig decides to support his local bus company, the journey takes an unexpected turn as the driver quits mid-trip, leading to a chaotic and gruesome sequence of events. Fan Turns Up to Streamer’s House During Stream During a live stream, YouTuber Craig receives an unexpected visit from a fan who feels entitled due to his financial contributions, leading to an intense interaction that challenges the boundaries between reality and fiction. Man Goes on Placement Craig, a man who finds unexpected success in a glassblowing course, navigates the world of internships and placement, leading to a series of unusual and sometimes violent encounters. Man Takes Weekend Cottage Trip Craig, a man seeking a solitary retreat in a remote cottage, finds himself confronting unexpected threats and learning more about his own survival instincts than he ever imagined. Man Accidentally Gets on Reality Show In an unlikely twist of events, a man named Craig accidentally signs up for the X Factor while sleepily browsing his phone, leading to a whirlwind of unexpected scenarios as he finds himself on the reality show without even knowing what his talent is. Man Watches Orchestra A passionate Doctor Who fan attends a special orchestra event featuring music from Star Wars, but finds himself embroiled in a tense confrontation with special guest George Lucas over perceived wrongs in the Star Wars franchise. Man Joins Gang Feeling disconnected and looking for purpose, Craig decides to confront a gang, which leads to an unexpected, violent encounter that rocks his community and questions the justice system in Glasgow. Man Can’t Stick Something to His Wall When Craig refuses to use a nail to hang a picture frame, causing damage to his expensive wallpaper, Mary can’t fathom his reasoning or anticipate his unconventional solution. Man Takes Skydiving Lesson In this story, a man named Craig spends an excessive amount of money learning to skydive, hoping to use his new skill to raise money for charity and become famous on YouTube, but things take a tragic turn during a stunt dive that ends with the death of another diver. Man Keeps Getting Scam Calls After sharing his phone number for contact tracing at a restaurant, Craig begins receiving scam calls and decides to confront the restaurant owner, leading to a series of dark and unexpected events. Man Needs a Jobby In desperate need of a job, a man named Craig finds himself in a humorous mishap at a museum involving an ancient Roman toilet artefact, an incident that unexpectedly turns him into the new face of Andrix. Couple Try to Buy a Dishwasher A bickering couple’s decision to buy a dishwasher takes a wild turn as they navigate the confusing world of appliance shopping, enduring bizarre sales tactics and a suspiciously familiar salesman. Man Goes on Holiday on a Boat Frustrated by the new travel regulations due to Brexit and the pandemic, Craig decides to escape it all by buying a rowing boat and setting off on a journey down the Clyde River, but his adventure takes an unexpected turn. Man Buys New Washing Machine When Craig buys a high-tech washing machine that can be controlled by an app, he gets more than he bargained for as the eccentric salesman who sold him the machine ends up moving in with him in this bizarre comedy of errors. Man Inherits a Ouija Board When Craig inherits a house and a Ouija board after the death of his parents, he invites friends over for a party to celebrate their lives and things take a chilling turn when the board spells out a warning. Man Runs a Portaloo Company A man named Craig offers a construction site his portable toilet services, causing confusion and frustration when he doesn’t deliver the expected port-a-loo but instead a toilet pan, leading to a humorous and chaotic series of events. Man Has Lunch Discover the unconventional tale of Craig, his lunch, and a run-in with three ‘wee bastards’ at a pub, told through the humorous lens of Slice Alive storytelling. Man Gets Letter for Jury Duty In a darkly comedic tale, a man named Craig receives a jury duty summons and is reluctant to participate, discussing with his friend the upsetting reality of real-life crime compared to TV crime shows, only to experience a shocking crime right before his eyes in a pub. You Kiss the Dames but You Don’t Ask Their Names In the 1980s, a man named Craig embarks on a journey to Germany for work, leaving behind his struggling family in Britain, but his encounters with women in the local pubs and clubs, and his failure to send money home, lead to a life-altering confrontation over the phone. Man Wakes Up Without a Care in the World In a sudden and unexplained change, Craig wakes up without a care in the world after days of stress, leading him to make a life-altering decision that may not be as freeing as he initially thought. Man Goes to Largs A man embarks on a worldwide journey, making observations about the places he visits, their history, and people’s perceptions of them, before returning to his hometown in Scotland and reflecting on the changes there. Man Builds a Theme Park A wealthy man, tired of people taking advantage of his newly inherited fortune, decides to build a theme park in order to bring happiness to people, but his true intentions might not be as benevolent as they seem. Man Climbs Ben Nevis for Charity In a future where Scotland has become a safe haven due to rising water levels, a man named Craig raises funds by climbing the significantly shortened Ben Nevis, with the intention of helping drought-stricken England, but finds himself caught in a web of political corruption and personal backlash. Man Forgets About Valentine’s Day In a relationship suffering from past trauma, Craig decides to propose to Mary on Valentine’s Day to revive their love, but a series of unfortunate events lead to him forgetting the day and facing a tragic end. Man Goes to the Annual Craig-Con A man named Craig, feeling down, decides to attend the annual Craigcon – a convention for people named Craig – in the small town of Parker, but things take a surprising turn when he stumbles upon a hidden fortune and embarks on an unexpected adventure to Las Vegas. Woman Goes Climbing In a wild tale of a woman’s perilous mountain climbing adventure, Mary finds herself in a grim predicote, compelled to confront her past prejudices when the rescue team challenges her to reconsider her views on society’s marginalized before they’ll aid her in her dire situation. Man HATES His Audience Comedian Craig becomes an unexpected sensation when his method of dealing with hecklers goes viral, but the fame takes an unexpected turn as his shows and upcoming meet-and-greet events become increasingly chaotic. A Man Is Accidentally an Accomplice in a Crime John, an average guy, accidentally gets mistaken for a member of a gang of jewelry thieves, and quickly finds himself in the midst of a bizarre and dangerous world of crime, where he has to prove his worth or face deadly consequences. Man Hires Gardener In a comedic and crude take on the concept of “Man Hires Gardener”, a professional streamer shares an improvised tale of Craig, a man eager to revamp his overgrown garden, who navigates the interesting world of online hiring, only to end up with a confrontational and unexpected encounter Man Sees Fox by His Bins After being abruptly awakened by the sound of a fox rummaging through his trash, a man named Craig finds himself in a bizarre confrontation with his neighbors, the local council, and a particularly persistent urban fox. Man Has Trouble Falling Asleep Craig, an average guy who’s struggling with insomnia, decides to stay awake for as long as possible in order to finally get some sleep, leading to hallucinations and chaos at his office job. Man Finds Treasure Map On an uneventful Christmas day, a bored man named Craig stumbles upon a mysterious, aged treasure map leading him on an unexpected and absurdly violent adventure through his local neighborhood. Man Teaches Son Family Business A father who runs a family business as an undertaker teaches his son the trade, revealing a dark secret that their family business involves not only burying the dead, but also eating them. Man Can’t Find His Socks In this quirky improv story, a man named Craig wakes up to find all his socks mysteriously missing, leading him on an unexpected adventure involving his neighbour, a drilled hole, and some unexpected revelations. Man Dances with Busker A busker’s performance on Buchanan Street leads to a bizarre interaction with a suited passerby, leading to a heated confrontation and a seemingly surreal ending. Man Meets His Own Doppelganger When ordinary Craig punches a lookalike on the street, he’s caught in a spiralling sequence of events that see him incarcerated, visited by his doppelganger, and subjected to a mysterious, untested drug. Man Gets Locked in Supermarket A new father named Craig gets locked in a supermarket after hours due to a bathroom mishap, leading to a series of humorous and relatable misadventures. Woman Buys Hat When Mary goes in search of a thick, warm hat, she stumbles upon a peculiar hat shop and tries on a hat that transports her to a castle where she’s hailed as a wizard and narrowly escapes a fiery death, leaving her to question the reality of her adventure and the strange old shopkeeper Man Finds a Suspicious Dog After a drunken night at the pub, Craig loses his phone and wallet and ends up on an unexpected adventure involving a suspiciously large canine, which takes a surreal turn that leaves him questioning reality. Man Plays Rust / Man Misses Bus A professional streamer named Craig finds himself missing his bus and decides to play Rust on his company laptop to pass the time, but soon finds himself in the company of a group of troublemakers unaware of the danger approaching them. Woman Steals Soap From Pub Toilet An impulsive act of theft in a pub leads to an unexpected turn of events as three young boys step in to settle the conflict - and end up having one of the best nights of their lives. Man Gets Hair Transplant When a man named Craig is advised to get a hair transplant in Turkey, he finds himself in a bizarre and clandestine operation where actual turkeys are trained to transplant hair, leading him into a hilarious, surreal, and potentially dangerous situation. Man Goes to the Beach Disappointed with his expensive beach hut rental, Craig navigates cultural misunderstandings and a lack of amenities in a bizarre and humorous visit to Brighton beach. A Man Buys a Candle In this darkly humorous tale, a man named Craig, frustrated by his power constantly running out due to his father’s excessive use of the tumble dryer, decides to buy a candle for light, leading to a series of bizarre and unexpected events. Man Decides to Start His Own Twitch Stream Craig, a newcomer to live streaming, quickly realizes that creating engaging content and keeping up with the demands of the digital world is far more challenging than he first thought. Man Wins Hot Air Balloon After winning a hot air balloon in an unexpected contest, the skeptical Craig embarks on a journey that takes a bizarre and dangerous turn as he finds himself promoted a far-right organization and ultimately makes a drastic decision. Man Goes on Gameshow When Craig receives a cryptic letter inviting him to a mysterious, state-run game show, he and his wife, Mary, are swept into a bizarre and dangerous world where the stakes are higher than they ever could have imagined. Man Makes Rescue When an old boss shows up at Craig’s door with a dangerous mission, Craig must decide whether to risk his peaceful life for the chance to save someone from his past. Woman Quits Her Book Club Mary, a former pop star, finds herself in a heated disagreement with her book club over their interpretation of a book, leading to a tense Zoom call where harsh truths are revealed and Mary’s place in the club is brought into question. Man Gets Lots of Fs in Chat A popular, but inexperienced streamer named Craig quits streaming after misunderstanding his viewers’ use of “F” in the chat, but after learning its real meaning, he considers a return to the platform, only to meet an unfortunate fate. Man Makes Strange Discovery with Metal Detector In this chaotic tale, Craig, a man searching for a new hobby, stumbles upon a seemingly magical metal detector that leads him to a mysterious parchment and a dangerous encounter with a group of rowdy teenagers. Man Snaps Key in Lock In a drunken stupor, Craig snaps his key in the lock, and then his night spirals out of control, leading him to the houses of his neighbours, where he makes some regrettable decisions, setting the stage for a series of bizarre and unexpected consequences. Man Can’t Find Pen to Write Number During Phonecall In this eccentric rom-com, a man named Craig hires a woman named Sally to fix his leaking roof and in the process of the unpredictable and hilarious repair, they form an odd connection that leads to an unexpected love story. Man Puts Ads on his Stream When a man named Craig starts running ads on his streaming channel, an angry follower confronts him about the inconvenience, leading to a tense encounter that takes a chilling turn. Man Loses His Phone on a Plane When a man loses his phone on an airplane and becomes frantic about not being able to switch it to airplane mode, chaos and hilarity ensues in this outrageous improvised story. Woman Finds Cat in Garden Mary finds a mysterious cat in her garden, which mysteriously begins to speak to her, leading her down a path of unexpected and chilling events. Man Gets Lace Stuck in an Escalator A Scot named Craig, notorious for his tardiness, wakes up early to ensure he’s on time for an important job interview in London, only to find himself trapped by an escalator in an empty Underground station, leading to a surprising twist of events. Man Gets on with It In a tale of personal resilience, Craig learns to move forward and “get on with it” after a tense confrontation with Mary. Man Loses Son on Holiday During a two-week holiday, a man wakes up one morning to find his son mysteriously missing, leading to a frantic search within their hotel room. Man Auditions for Role in Soap Opera A struggling Shakespearean actor named Craig, who is neither Hollywood handsome nor unconventionally attractive, decides to take a unique approach to his audition photos, portraying himself in various roles, leading to a successful audition for a villainous role in a soap opera that elevates him to fame. Man Goes on Run A man named Craig, seeking a sense of community and fitness post-lockdown, decides to join a group of local park joggers, but instead finds himself in a bizarre and deadly situation involving a wire saw trap, a defibrillator and a contentious debate on its usage. Man Takes in Parcel for Neighbour Craig’s seemingly simple act of taking in a parcel for a neighbor turns into an increasingly bizarre and tense series of encounters with the postman who delivered it. Man Gets a New Boiler Follow Craig’s freezing journey as he waits five long years for a new boiler, only to discover his real problem might have been the radiators all along. Man Decides to Fight Crime In this darkly comic tale, a man named Craig, tormented by the loss of his family to a teenage delinquent and frustrated by the law’s inability to punish the youth, embarks on a personal mission of revenge, leading to unexpected consequences and an unlikely transformation. A Man Is Inspired to Abruptly Quit His Job After two stagnant years at his office job, Craig gains the ability to control others’ flatulence following a knock to the head, leading him to quit his job and attempt to monetize his new-found talent in ways that change the world. Man Can’t Get Ice Skates Off Ever When Craig tries ice skating for the first time, his skates are mysteriously superglued to his feet, leading to a frustrating and dangerous adventure at the hospital. Man Wakes Up in Wrong Bed Awaking in a concrete bed, Craig finds himself in a prank-turned-nightmare situation with three gangsters and a precarious position on a tipping truck, leaving readers to wonder how far the gangsters will go and what Craig’s fate will be. Man Shrinks Clothes In this offbeat narrative, Craig must figure out how to dry his clothes for a job interview without a tumble dryer or outdoor clothesline, leading to an unexpected series of events involving a high-temperature radiator, shrunken clothes, and a surprising job offer. Man Travels to the USA for the First Time In a quest to escape the mundane grind of life, Craig embarks on a kayak journey from Glasgow, travelling across seas and lands, only to find himself in an abandoned house in Alabama, where a bizarre sight awaits him. Man Finds USB Port Down an Alley In a peculiar turn of events, a man named Craig discovers a USB port embedded in a brick wall down an alley, and when he connects his phone, he unwittingly transfers files to a mysterious individual in a nearby factory. Woman Goes on Holiday Fed up with the high costs of vacationing in her home country, Mary from Scotland decides to take a trip to Spain, where humour and unexpected encounters make her question if she ever wants to return home. Man Is Suspicious of His Talented Son Craig, a proud father, frequently shares his eight-year-old son’s impressive drawings on social media, but when online trolls begin to question the authenticity of the drawings, Craig starts to doubt whether his son really created them, spiralling into a paranoid, sleep-deprived obsession to find the truth. Man Continues Job After Being Fired When Craig is suddenly fired from his job, he takes extreme measures to reclaim control over his life and workplace, leading to an intense standoff with a new security guard. Man Breaks Kettle After accidentally breaking his new kettle, Craig attempts to return it to the store, only to find himself in a complex game of honesty and deception with the store clerk who seems to have a suspiciously personal connection to damaged kettles. Man Goes to Bank In a chaotic scene at a bank, Craig tries to manipulate a teller into giving him money while the manager is away, resulting in a baffling scenario that leaves everyone questioning what just happened. Alien Arrives During Middle Ages In a bizarre twist of reality, an average man named Craig is abducted by aliens who are actually humans from the future, seeking to understand the concept of pain, and upon his return, he is condemned as a madman. Woman Quits Smoking In this slice-of-life improv story, Mary decides to confide in her friend Joan about her determination to quit smoking. Blind Man Thinks a Strip Club Is the Bank A visually impaired man named Craig confuses a bank and a strip club, leading to a series of unpredictable and humorous encounters. Man Finds Front Door Open When Craig returns home to find his front door open, he prepares to confront an intruder, only to discover a confused old man who thinks it’s his own house, but is the innocent man hiding something more? Man Gets Trapped in a Lift Vacationing in Tokyo, Craig gets stuck in an elevator with a rude Glaswegian man, leading to a series of unexpected, hilarious, and potentially fatal events. Man Does His Own Improv In this story, Craig, an aspiring comedian who struggles with writing his own material, is encouraged by his friends to try improvisational comedy, only to face an unexpected twist on the night of his debut performance. Man Orders Expensive TV, but Is Delivered Two After finally saving enough to splurge on an expensive TV, Craig finds himself in a bizarre situation when he receives a completely unexpected delivery. Kid Gets a Surprise in His Sandwich Box In this quirky tale, a young boy named Craig endures teasing from his classmates about his monotonous lunch box contents, until one day he receives a mysterious and shocking surprise from his mother - but what could this surprise be? Man Bans Full Chat A popular streamer named Craig takes a break from his tumultuous relationship with his followers, leading him to a confusing and escalating encounter in a café restroom that takes a darkly humorous turn. Man Buys Used Car A man named Craig, intending to buy a used car, finds himself in a bizarre situation at the dealership which spirals into a series of absurd events involving hidden camera shows, an acting career, a Fringe Festival show, and a romance with a member of Atomic Kitten. Man Writes Into Agony Aunt Column After his friends tell him to see a therapist because he’s always complaining about his problems, a man named Craig finds solace in an agony aunt column in a newspaper, which prompts him to write in about his feelings of aimlessness and dissatisfaction, leading to unexpected consequences. Man Sees Dog After an unexpected collision on the street, Craig experiences a surprising encounter with a friendly dog. Man Goes to Same Swimming Pool As His Enemy When Craig runs into his nemesis John at the local swimming pool, an awkward encounter ensues, exposing the bitter tension between the two former colleagues and leading to an unexpected climax. Man Finds a Leprechaun When Craig stumbles upon a leprechaun promising him a pot of gold in exchange for a mysterious favor, his life becomes an unexpected rollercoaster of wealth, philanthropy, and a bizarre public scandal that may or may not be real. A Small Town Attempts to Figure Out a Mystery with an Old Man’s Bakery In a quaint English village, a mystery arises as someone continually destroys an elderly woman’s daffodils, leaving behind only crumbs from the local bakery as a clue, leading the townsfolk into a suspenseful investigation that takes an unexpected turn. Couple Go Car Shopping A couple named Craig and Mary, tired of constantly repairing their pristine car due to minor accidents, decide to buy a less appealing car, sparking a business idea that changes the automotive industry and impacts the planet. Man Decides to Give Busking a Go An improv coming-of-age story follows a young boy named Craig, who embarks on an unexpected journey of self-discovery and music after running away from home, meeting a mysterious man named John, and learning the power and science of singing. Man Goes Undercover John, now Craig, is thrust into the dangerous world of undercover police work to infiltrate a notorious gang stealing rolls from local bakers, in a story filled with humor, danger and freshly baked goods. Woman Goes Golfing Two old friends, Mary and Maureen, decide to revisit their childhood memories by playing golf at Millport, but the plan goes awry when they find the golf course long gone, leading to a tense journey back home and a fallout that has them blocking each other on all social media. Woman Stops Paying Attention in a Meeting Follow the humorous and unpredictable narrative of a man exploring the seemingly mundane topic of paying attention in meetings, with a particular focus on a moment when a woman named Mary loses focus during a crucial business discussion. Man Gets a Dodgy New Flatmate When Craig’s flatmate moves out, he’s suddenly faced with a new, questionable roommate whose shocking habits lead to an unexpected morning surprise. Man Realises He Shat Himself in the Middle of a Speed Dating Event In this quirky tale, professional streamer Craig finds himself in an embarrassing situation during a speed dating event, leading to an unexpected series of events. Man Wakes Up and Thinks All His Clothes Are a Different Colour After a wild night out, Craig wakes up in an array of colorful clothes he doesn’t remember wearing, leading him to piece together fragmented memories and photos from a night that shows him happier than he’s ever been. Man Takes Swim in Loch Ness Craig decides to holiday locally in Scotland, boosting the local economy and taking a dangerous swim in Loch Ness that leads to unexpected and humorous consequences. Man Goes to Get Haircut A man named Craig is getting ready for a holiday in Ibiza and wants the perfect haircut – not too short, but not so fresh that it looks like he just got it – leading him into a comedic adventure at the barbershop and beyond. Man Finds Out He Has Less Than 15 Minutes to Live After a stranger online points out a health concern in a photo of Craig, he discovers he has less than 15 minutes to live and embarks on a wild and unexplainable journey involving violence, drug use, resurrection and the supernatural, all under the watchful eye of a voyeuristic space station Scottish Man Finds Dead Body on Holiday A Scottish man named Craig takes his family on a holiday to Millport, where they discover a dead body on the beach, turning their trip into an unexpected adventure. Man Refuses to Cut his Fingernails Craig, a man bored with his mundane life, decides to rebel against societal norms and see what happens if he stops cutting his fingernails, causing a stir at work and leading him into uncharted territory. Guy in Restaurant Not Happy with Waiter In this dark comedy, Craig experiences the ultimate frustration over poor service in a restaurant, leading to a series of events that spiral far out of control, from a shocking act of violence to courtroom drama, and unexpected twists that no one could have anticipated. Man Buys Tractor In a wild and chaotic improv story, a man named Craig purchases a tractor to the dismay of his girlfriend and a neighbor named John, leading to a destructive tractor ride and a bizarre trial filled with unexpected consequences. Man Loses a Tenner In a frantic Christmas Eve rush, professional streamer Craig races to buy a trendy necklace, only to find his money has gone missing in the shop, moments before a tragic accident changes everything. Man Abducted by Aliens After being unexpectedly pulled into a spaceship by a tractor beam, everyday man Craig finds himself in a bizarre situation dealing with aliens from the planet Zorg who have their own strange sense of humor and a thirst for Earth’s water. Man Forgets Word for “Toilet” In the city of love, Craig endures a confusing and awkward encounter in a restaurant, a true “slice of life” experience that will leave readers questioning what they know about storytelling. Friendship Ends Due to Prank When Craig and John decide to do a mock celebrity interview for their school’s newsletter, things take an unexpected turn as a simple practical joke spirals into a bitter end to their friendship. Man Installs DBD and Plays Killer After hearing about the horror game Dead by Daylight, Craig buys it only to discover his favorite character, Freddy Krueger, costs extra and isn’t as he remembers, leading him down a dark path that results in a violent confrontation and a life sentence behind bars. Person Forgets Where They Parked Following a confusing car park mix-up, a man named Craig suffers an unusual brain injury that erases the number seven from his memory, leading him on a bewildering journey filled with unexpected encounters and twists. Woman Breaks Her New Year’s Resolution Follow along as Mary grapples with her New Year’s resolution to hit the gym, only to be met with a year full of tempting holidays, comfort food, and a pandemic that could derail her plans. Man Goes Fishing When a hungry man named Craig is unable to buy fish from a local shop, he takes matters into his own hands and embarks on a comedic and chaotic journey to fish in the polluted local river, setting off a chain of unpredictable events. Pubman Gets Sober When a notorious pub-goer decides to go sober, he navigates through the awkwardness of his new lifestyle amongst his drinking friends, only to face the allure of his old habits. Person Learns to Unicycle A man named Craig learns the hard way about the dangers and pitfalls of buying a “cut-and-shot” bicycle, while also overhearing a tale of housing woes from a local jogger. Postman Gets to a House with the Door Left Ajar In his new job as a postman, Craig is instructed not to throw mail through an open door, but when he does, he is lured inside the house and things take an unexpected and violent turn. Two Lads Get Stuck in a Lift John, a plumber, gets stuck in an elevator with his noisy upstairs neighbor Craig, leading to an unexpected confrontation and a surprising resolution to their shared problem. Man’s in the Shower When the Postie Rings the Bell In a comedic and potentially embarrassing turn of events, Craig hastily answers the door in the middle of a private moment, only to receive a cheeky comment from the postman about his very noticeable state of undress. Man Loses Lunchbox Struggling with the loss of his wife Mary and the isolation of his office during the pandemic, Craig experiences a series of mysterious and unsettling events involving his lunchbox that make him question his sanity and his coworkers’ honesty. Man Opens Umbrella When It’s Not Raining When a curious package arrives, a couple’s lighthearted guessing game about its contents spirals into an unexpected series of disastrous events, changing their lives forever. Man Goes to High School Reunion A man named Craig navigates the complexities of social media to reconnect with old high school friends and attend a reunion, only to find past grudges and insecurities resurfacing amidst nostalgic memories and encounters with former classmates. A Couple Go to Buy a New Bed A young couple, Craig and Mary, discover their expensive new mattress induces incredibly restful sleep, but also leaves them with mysterious track marks, leading them on a surreal journey involving a shady salesman, a peculiar doctor, and a conspiracy of drug-infused mattresses. Man Eats Coworker’s Lunch A heated exchange over a stolen sandwich escalates into a full-blown argument, resulting in various employees getting sacked and rehired in this hectic workplace comedy. Scientist Discovers New Virus When the government recruits scientist Craig to create deadly viruses for warfare, he turns his lab into a messy playground to speed up the process of virus creation, but his successful experiment leads to unforeseen consequences. Man Finds Something Under Partner’s Pillow In this unusual and humor-filled story, a man named Craig finds a piece of mint chocolate under his partner Mary’s pillow, leading to a surprising conversation about their shared past and a quirky habit she’s picked up. Man Falls Down Hole In this dark comedy, Craig’s mundane day takes a shocking turn when he falls down an open manhole, landing on and accidentally executing the negligent worker who left it open, leading to a series of bizarre and twisted events. Man’s Computer Constantly Crashes When Craig’s computer keeps crashing, a heated and surreal confrontation with a tech support agent leads him to question whether his monitor could be the problem. Man Visits Pet Shop Feeling lonely after the death of his wife and his kids leaving home, middle-aged Craig seeks companionship and finds himself in an unconventional pet shop, leading him on an unexpected and darkly humorous adventure. A Man Takes Delivery of an Arcade Cabinet He Didn’t Order Craig unexpectedly receives an old arcade cabinet game and after plugging it in, he’s transported back to 1984 Glasgow, only to return to the present severely beaten. Man Thinks He’s in a Hidden Camera Show Craig believes he’s part of a hidden camera show due to strange occurrences at work, but is he just paranoid or is something more sinister at play? Service User Places Order 18 Minutes Before Closing Time A misunderstanding at a laundrette leads to an unexpected series of events including a bus crash, a beheading, and a hilarious case of mistaken identity. Woman Buys New Clothes Pegs In this unexpected and humorous story, Mary’s struggles with buying the perfect clothes pegs lead her on a surprising journey involving magpies, a mysterious old man, and valuable life lessons, all leading to an intriguing commentary on NFTs. Man Gets Sunburn Experience a brutal and unexpected holiday as Craig, who, after getting sunburned, faces a surprise altercation with three men, in this gripping true story. Man Gets Exposed on National TV In this darkly comedic tale, a man named Gordon, who has been falsely claiming to reconnect people with long-lost loved ones on a TV show, is exposed on live TV and is brutally punished by the show’s audience and host. Man’s Dog Farts Rainbows Discover the bizarre and hilarious journey of a man and his dog, who has the unusual problem of farting rainbows. Man Misses the Bus A man named Craig, who works in a supermarket, faces a series of strange and confusing events involving his job, a bus, his boss, and a dream about a job interview. Man Wears Wrong Shoes to Party In a darkly humorous turn of events, a man named Craig attends a black-tie awards ceremony wearing trainers instead of formal shoes, leading to an intense confrontation with a psychologically tormented bouncer. The Panini Press After developing a crush on a cafe worker named Mary, a man named Craig buys a panini press to teach her how to make better paninis, but things take a surprising turn when she doesn’t react as he expects. Man Wakes Up with an Ear Missing Dive into a strange and captivating true story of a seemingly ordinary morning in the city of love, where Craig’s reluctance to remove some beans leads to a mysterious encounter at the local pub. Builders Make Discovery on Construction Site A construction worker discovers a secret portal in a site toilet, leading to a bizarre series of events that results in his boss being wrongly convicted and sentenced to an unimaginably lengthy term in a futuristic prison where time is manipulated. Man Gets Fired From Job for Not Shutting Up About Elden Ring When a man gets fired for incessantly talking about Elden Ring and is subsequently beaten in a random act of violence, the story takes a bizarre and unexpected journey involving cultural references, geographical musings, and even time travel. Man Develops Hybrid Accent When Craig moves from Scotland to England, he navigates through a series of odd, humorous and frustrating situations that leave him questioning if this is still the city of love. Man Bothered by Overly Friendly Neighbour A man named Craig moves into a new house and is immediately overwhelmed by the excessive friendliness of his neighbor John, who provides unsolicited advice and assistance, including a printed guide of local amenities and even ordering Craig’s recycle bin without asking, leading to a series of awkward and increasingly irritating interactions. Man Buys Second Hand Camera In this darkly comedic story, a man named Craig buys a suspiciously cheap camera from eBay and begins to notice that each photo he takes appears to contain the image of the camera’s previous owner, an old man who resembles a wizard, leading to a series of bizarre and unexpected events. Man Meets Tree When a man named Craig tries to apologize to a tree he passes for mankind’s treatment of nature, he becomes the victim of a bizarre and brutal attack by a group of young boys hiding in said tree, leading to an unexpected series of events that culminates in a surreal trial and sentencing. Man Goes to the Dentist In a comedic tale of a man’s reluctant visit to the dentist, a sudden crime spree by local youths seeking anesthetic turns the ordinary appointment into an unexpected adventure. Man Buys VR Headset A man named Craig, mourning the loss of his wife, buys a VR headset in hope of escaping his reality but finds that it doesn’t live up to his expectations, leading to a series of unexpected events. Man Plants Veggie Garden In a world teetering on the brink of chaos, a man named Craig tries to convince his skeptical partner, Mary, that planting a veggie garden is their key to survival, leading to a humorous yet unnerving exploration of self-sustainability and an impending societal breakdown. Man Buys Pet Snail When Craig enters a pet shop looking to purchase an ordinary garden snail, the shop owner’s curiosity and subsequent call to his friend Pat sets off a chain of events that may have deadly consequences. Man Falls in Love with the Postman In an unusual twist on romance, a man finds himself inexplicably drawn to his postman, Craig, leading to a unique and intriguing relationship filled with mystery and desire. Man’s Favourite Sandwich Shop Closes Down When Craig’s beloved sandwich shop unexpectedly closes, he goes on a bizarre quest to uncover the truth, leading to an unexpected physical confrontation and a sinister revenge plan. Man Makes a Paper Aeroplane In an attempt to relieve office pressure, Craig and his colleagues engage in a paper airplane contest, but when Craig’s plane unintentionally causes a cyclist to crash, the typically jovial office environment takes a somber turn. Woman Wakes Up in Car Boot Mary wakes up in a pitch-black space, eventually realizing she’s in the trunk of a car, leading to a series of confusing events and memory loss, all revolving around a car boot sale, a case of mistaken houses, and a mysterious man with a bump on his head. Man Accidentally Creates Evil Clone of Himself In a future filled with cloning and time machines, the eccentric Craig defies government orders and creates a spicy, fiery clone of himself, leading to unexpected consequences and a narrator who’s hiding more than meets the eye. Man Changes Name by Deed Poll A man named Craig decides to officially change his name to John, leading to an unexpected series of events involving a Deedpole, an unusual office vote, and a dredger with a peculiar form of payment. Man Buys Kids Expensive Toy A man’s attempt to buy an old video game for his son ends in a surprising series of events involving theft, murder, and a surprising revelation about the storyteller’s identity. Woman’s Car Breaks Down in the Middle of the Night When Mary’s car breaks down on a remote road after Christmas, she’s in for an unexpected adventure that includes a surprise passenger, a strange sight in the sky, and a bizarre encounter with a local dog named Rexit. Man Becomes Pro Wrestler After being inspired by watching professional wrestling, a 40-year-old man named Craig decides he wants to become a pro wrestler, and his journey takes him to a WWE match where he has a surreal and intense encounter with The Undertaker. A Guy Who Really Likes Allotments A man’s excitement about renting an allotment and starting a new hobby takes a dark turn when he encounters a strange and unsettling fellow gardener late one night. Man Has Mental Breakdown on a Train On a train journey, Craig faces a perplexing situation with a toilet door that won’t lock, leading to awkward exchanges with fellow passengers and culminating in a most embarrassing and explosive incident that ends with the police. Amateur DJ Has His First Proper Gig When an amateur DJ gains popularity for his animated performances at home, he’s offered a lucrative gig at a club, only to discover the event was “sold out” by international supporters who didn’t plan to attend, leaving him to perform for a sparse crowd. Man Buys Hair Transplant A man named Craig, worried about his receding hairline, embarks on a trip to Turkey for a hair transplant, but an unexpected plane crash and a series of bizarre events lead to a life where his hair is the least of his concerns. Man Loses Phone the Day He Buys It In a quest for nostalgia, Craig buys a cheap, retro rotary landline phone, only to find himself embroiled in a dangerous blackmail scheme that threatens to reveal his illicit activities. Man Looks for a Way Out In a desperate search for a way out of his miserable life, Craig devises a surreal plan to swing from a hilltop tree and jump mid-swing, hoping this leap of faith will open a door to a new reality, but his friend John is seriously concerned about his sanity and safety. Man Falls in Canal / Breaks His Umbrella When Craig accidentally trips and falls into a canal due to his broken umbrella, he finds himself on an unexpected journey with a mysterious barge owner named John, who shares his life stories and offers Craig an unexpected adventure. Woman Finds Wounded Animal When a woman finds a wounded fox and protects it from English fox hunters, three rebellious teens come to her aid, leading to an outrageous and gruesome series of events that culminates in the creation of real-life centaurs. Man Buys Ice Lolly In this wild tale, a man’s purchase of a colossal, extravagant ice lolly triggers a chain of events involving financial ruin, a crime spree, and a bloody end, all while exploring the mundane curiosities of life and the complexities of an ice lolly. Guy Finds Some False Teeth When Craig finds a pair of false teeth on the street, he’s pulled into an unexpected encounter that will change his day completely. Man Discovers Secret Passage in Flat Craig and Mary move into a new flat and discover a mysterious door leading to a spiral staircase, which takes Craig into a surreal alternate reality where everything he thought he knew is questioned. Guy Goes for a Haircut but He’s Bald In this quirky improv story, a completely bald man named Craig confuses a hairdresser by insisting on getting a haircut, leading to an unpredictable and humorous situation. Man Wins Biggest Prize on His Birthday When Craig wins a dubious prize on his birthday that ends up draining his bank account, a confrontation with a hard-pressed family member escalates into a violent showdown that reveals unexpected family secrets and puts Craig’s life on an entirely new path. Man Can’t Find End of Roll of Sellotape In an unusual and macabre tale, a man named Craig who begins wrapping his Christmas presents in October encounters a group of young burglars, leading to unexpected and horrific consequences. Man Hides Upstairs / tries sensory deprivation tank When Craig decides to experiment with a homemade sensory deprivation tank, it affects not only his senses but also those around him, leading to an unexpectedly vivid pizza dinner and a surprising twist in his relationship with Mary. Friends Break Up over Something When Craig invites his friends over for a meal, a harmless prank escalates into a series of unexpected and hilarious consequences that will change their friendships forever. Man Finds Clown Shoes In a bizarre encounter with a pair of clown shoes and a mysterious curiosity shop that appears and disappears in the middle of a field, Craig finds himself drawn into an enigmatic situation that feels straight out of a Stephen King novel. Man Takes Cat to Vet In a quirky, real-life “slice of life” story, Craig takes his cat to the vet, leading to a humorous and unexpected misunderstanding. Man Finds a Shoe in His Garden When Craig discovers an old shoe belonging to his late father while building a shed, he is thrust into a bizarre journey that blurs the lines between memory, identity, and reality, leading to a series of unexpected and strange events. Man Goes in Wrong Toilet In a case of mistaken bathrooms, a man named Craig inadvertently stumbles into the staff toilet at a restaurant, creating a bizarre, unexpected, and ultimately award-winning culinary inspiration. A Boy’s First Day at School Join Craig on his first day of school which takes a shocking twist when an alien invasion disrupts life as we know it, revealing a mind-blowing secret about humanity’s past. Man Buys a Newsagents After being laid off due to the coronavirus, Craig decides to buy a shuttered newsagent and transform it into a unique store selling toilet paper, masks, and illegal whiskey, but he soon realizes that his new venture might attract more trouble than he bargained for. Man Chooses Wrong Halloween Costume Craig makes a controversial decision for a Halloween costume, leading to a series of unfortunate and even tragic events. Man Finds a Genie In this quirky improv story, Craig happens upon a lamp that looks like it could house a genie, and upon rubbing it, he’s met with a surprise when the genie turns out to be a very feisty Will Smith. Man Can’t Believe His Luck When Craig wins the lottery, his life takes a dramatic turn, leading to loneliness and danger and a warning for all. Man Makes Sandwich In an effort to cope with the frustration of the lockdown and his stifled marriage, Craig decides to make a sandwich, leading to an unexpected and chaotic series of events that will forever change his and his wife Mary’s life. Man Missed a Strike in a Bowling Alley A seemingly friendly office bowling night turns into a tense competition between Craig and John, with their pride and reputations at stake, leading to unexpected and dramatic consequences. Man Discovers Hidden Room in His House When Craig discovers a hidden room in his house, he unknowingly steps into a parallel world, encountering an angry resident who labels him a home intruder, leading to a violent confrontation that takes an unexpected turn due to Craig’s peculiar phobia. Man Works on Party Trick Craig and Mary, a quirky and spontaneous couple, decide to throw a spontaneous party for their street in an effort to uplift the spirits of their neighbors and leave a lasting legacy, but life has a sudden and unexpected twist in store for them. Man Learns Yoga A tense Craig attempts to learn yoga at a sports centre, but ends up violently attacking his instructor before the police become involved. Man Falls Ill When Craig discovers a lump and visits his doctor, he finds himself battling not only a potential health scare, but also the frustrating indifference of a healthcare system he feels is failing him since Brexit. Man Hates Himself In a city known for love, Craig struggles with self-hatred, guilt, and a fear of social ostracization due to his indifference towards things most people care about, until he decides to embrace his true, uncaring nature and stop pretending. DJ Gets His First Gig A middle-aged man named Craig decides to become a DJ for his friend’s wedding, despite not having any experience or knowledge about DJing, leading to a hilariously disastrous result. Man Can’t Remember Really Good Idea He Had In the midst of a meeting, Craig struggles to remember an important idea he had, leading him on a frustrating and humorous journey in an attempt to recall it. Man Buys Aquarium When Craig visits an aquarium, he becomes obsessed with the idea of owning one, leading him on a bizarre, frustrating, and hilarious journey to acquire an aquarium without breaking his own unique set of rules. Guy Gets Barred From a Pub Craig, a regular at his local pub, finds himself in a bizarre predicament when he can’t remember what happened on a Saturday night and tries to prevent his family from discovering a disturbing scene at the pub during their usual Sunday lunch visit. Woman Buys Packet of Seeds A woman named Mary purchases a packet of mysterious seeds from an old man and after planting them, the Earth is transported to a different galaxy, causing it to fall apart and face annihilation by tiny but powerful alien beings. Spoilt Kid Doesn’t Get Everything They Want for Their Birthday In a twisted tale of a spoiled child’s birthday wish, a father goes to extreme lengths to secure a PlayStation 5, landing him in a futuristic prison where desperate measures continue to be taken. Woman Gets Kicked Out of Parents’ Evening When Mary gets kicked out of a parent-teacher meeting, she takes her son out of school and hatches a shocking plan for revenge, beginning with an electrifying confrontation with the headteacher and escalating to a chaotic, violent showdown. Man Gets Sucked Into a Call of Duty Match Craig, a dedicated Call of Duty player, finds himself mysteriously pulled into the game, experiencing the reality of war firsthand and questioning the nature of the virtual world he’s been immersed in. Jumpers Ex-soldier Craig becomes a local hero when he seemingly saves an elderly man with his jumper, but his secrets and violent past threaten to unravel his newfound popularity. A Man Forgets to Put in Hair Product Before an Important Meeting When an important business pitch is on the line, Craig, a web developer known for his striking hairstyle, faces an unexpected dilemma that might cost him not just a client, but his reputation in the industry. Man Gets His Head Stuck in a Railing In a humorous twist of events, a man named Craig gets his head stuck in railing while trying to read a discount flyer before an unexpected encounter with a mischievous elderly man. Man Loses Phone Experience a concert like never before when Craig loses his phone and is forced to watch the show in the moment, navigating through the crowd and dealing with unexpected confrontations. Man Wakes Up in Car A man named Craig finds himself trapped in a surreal loop, where every time he falls asleep, he wakes up in different places, and eventually discovers a method to amass money within the loop. Man Plays Hide and Seek A game of hide and seek in childhood spirals into a riot, a secret that Craig, the instigator, holds onto throughout his life, only revealing snippets at reunions, resulting in a string of escalating conflicts that continue to haunt the group into their old age. Man Bites Tongue When off-grid living Craig takes a tumble and bites his tongue, he encounters a peculiar doctor with an intriguing past and a cache of amazing games. Woman Buys New Double Glazing In this offbeat story, a couple’s decision to have their single-glazed windows replaced with double-glazing during the freezing winter leads to unexpected encounters with an oddly efficient window company, strange happenings, and an unexpected twist on longevity. Man Solves a Murder Accused of murder he didn’t commit, Craig hatches an audacious plan to convince the court of his innocence by deliberately implicating himself in the crime, but as jury members start getting mysteriously poisoned, the true culprit emerges in an unforgettable and bizarre climax. Man Gets Gift At his birthday party in a pub, Craig receives an anonymous, mysterious gift that leads to an unexpected, shocking outcome, all orchestrated by the very person narrating the tale. Man Gets His First Letter A Scottish man named Craig moves to the United States and struggles to understand the American mail system, resulting in a series of misunderstandings, thefts, and ultimately, a violent conflict with a neighbor. Man Meets Doppelganger Upon encountering his doppelganger on the street, Craig becomes obsessed, following the man and trying to convince passersby that they look identical, leading to a series of unexpected and chaotic consequences. Man Visits Tarot Reader In a search for deeper meaning, a man named Craig visits a tarot reader, who warns him about the consequences of his decisions, encourages him to express himself and embrace change, but is it all just nonsense or will Craig’s visit to the tarot reader have significant repercussions? Man Organises Book Collection When Craig decides to reorganize his book collection, his wife Mary can only shake her head, not realizing that this seemingly innocuous act will lead to unexpected and violent consequences. Man Gets Followed by the Intelligence Services When a hacker named Craig suspects he’s being followed by a potential secret agent, he gets caught up in a twisted game of deceit and danger in a local pub, leading to a shocking revelation. Man Goes for a Jog In this dark and chilling tale, a professional streamer recounts a winter incident from his past where he and his friends put a man named Craig in a terrifying and life-threatening situation during an icy jog in the park. Man Buys Coffee on Way to Office A man’s mundane day-to-day life becomes a rollercoaster when his recycling bin goes missing and he embarks on a mission to find it, all while observing the chaos of anti-mask protests and the repercussions of violence outside his local coffee shop. Man Buys the Wrong Present In this darkly comedic tale, Craig’s Secret Santa gift for his colleague John, an Amazon Echo, goes horribly wrong when John’s disdain for Spotify and Amazon’s business practices leads to a chaotic office incident. Man Takes Family Member to Court When Craig decides to take his own father to court over a petty loan from decades ago, it’s not about the money, but the principle, leading to a dramatic confrontation that pushes their relationship to its limits. Man Wins a Book in Glasgow 2329 In a future where Glasgow has flooded and Edinburgh has been wiped out, a man from Edinburgh attends a book festival in Glasgow, experiencing the city’s bitter rivalry and unique ways of expressing emotions. Old Man Gets Put Into a Home After his adult children decide they can’t look after him anymore, an elderly man named Craig is reluctantly moved to a retirement home, where he discovers unexpected companionship and love in a fellow resident named John. Man Buys Lamp In this whimsical story, Craig, a man who just moved into a dark, electricity-less house, buys a lamp which turns out to house a genie that grants him unlimited wishes, leading to a series of unpredictable events. A Story About Stale Bread When Craig discovers that everything from his local shop is nearing its expiration date, he confronts the shopkeeper and gets drawn into a mysterious and unexpected journey into the dark back room of the shop. Guy Goes to the Shows When a man named Craig decides to visit his old stomping grounds in Glasgow, he finds himself inexplicably transformed into a child version of a local celebrity, navigating the bizarre, nostalgia-laced world of a carnival while grappling with his new identity. Man Buys Wrong Toaster After Craig buys the wrong toaster and accidentally scratches it, a simple misunderstanding escalates into a fatal police confrontation, revealing the unexpected connections and human fallibility behind the badge. Man Finds Pristine 80s Skateboard in Attic A man moves into a new house and finds a retro skateboard in the loft, which leads to a peculiar connection between his past and his son’s present, wrapped in an intriguing mystery. Woman Goes to Their High School Prom In a spontaneous bid to relive their youth, a group of fifty-somethings, including Mary and Craig, decide to throw themselves a prom, but the night descends into chaos as old tensions resurface and reality bites. Man Finds Hidden Room in His House After moving into a new house, Craig discovers a small, hidden room and is surprised by what he finds inside. Man Tries SCUBA Diving A bored man on holiday decides to try scuba diving for the first time, leading to an unexpected and life-altering event that has its roots in a mysterious, technologically advanced island nation. Man Steals Book From Library In a humorous tale filled with digressions and pop culture references, a man embarks on a quest for knowledge about Liberia, prompted by the Michael Jackson song “Liberian Girl,” and ends up stealing a book from the library. Man Plays Football In this improv story, Craig and his friends restart their nighttime five-aside football games after a coronavirus break, but things take a dark turn when a joke goes too far, resulting in a court trial and a surprising twist involving the justice system and a PlayStation 5. Take Dog Out for Walk but Forget Poop Bag In an unexpected turn of events, a man shares a wild tale of a dog named Rexit, involving a forgetful walk, a violent ordeal, and an encounter with the police. Man Buys a Dragon In a medieval world of dragons, knights, and wizards, Craig goes against the grain by buying a dragon instead of slaying it, leading to a chaotic and unexpected adventure filled with humor, danger, and perhaps even a tad bit of magic. Man Discovers Magic Golf Club When a man named Craig discovers a magic golf club that promises to improve his game and help him win a high-stakes wager, he finds himself caught up in a bizarre adventure that blends the mundane and the magical in unexpected ways. Man Gets Lost in Millport In this absurdist tale, a man named Craig embarks on a journey to Milport, a seaside town in Scotland, to support local businesses during the pandemic, only to encounter a series of bizarre and life-threatening events. Guy Makes Friends with His Sleep Paralysis Demon Haunted by a sleep paralysis demon, Craig discovers he can direct the entity to harm others, but as the demon starts to close in on him, he’s faced with regret and a desperate attempt to undo his own curse. A Self Driving Car Takes a Family to a Strange Location In the future, a Scottish family’s first ride in their new self-driving car takes a wildly unexpected turn when the vehicle misunderstands their desired destination. Man Crashes Bus In this darkly comedic tale, Craig, a man dissatisfied with his current job, decides to embark on a career as a bus driver, a decision that leads to unforeseen consequences when he gets involved in a union dispute and his violent tendencies are unleashed. Man Changes Name by Deed Poll In a bizarre journey to find his identity, Craig decides to change his name, only to get tangled in the confusion of what ‘deed poll’ means and how to go about it, meeting a variety of characters along the way. Man Changes Name by Deed Poll In a bizarre and twisted story, a man named Craig attempts to change his name by deed poll to symbolize a fresh start, but ends up in a Kafkaesque nightmare where he loses his name entirely and becomes a target for violence. A Man Wins Dinner with His Favourite Celeb A man named Craig attends a charity event and ends up winning a dinner with his favorite celebrity, Cheryl Baker from Bucks Fizz, through an auction, leading to an awkward and humorous encounter. Guy Phones in Sick When Craig tries to call in sick to work after a night of heavy drinking, a series of misunderstandings and pranks involving his receptionist Mary and boss John lead to unexpected consequences. Man Paints Self Portrait Inspired by a Netflix documentary about Bob Ross, Craig decides to paint a self-portrait using Ross’s techniques, but an unexpected encounter at the art shop leaves him questioning his artistic ambitions. Man Walks Into a New Pub A man named Craig becomes unexpectedly fascinated by a new pub that he doesn’t remember seeing before, leading him to an awkward interaction with the pub’s owner and manager. Man Tries Open Mic After being told by his friends that he’s funny, Craig decides to muster up the courage to perform at an open mic night, but his nerves and lack of preparation lead to a disastrous performance, changing his perspective on comedy forever. Man Buys Car and Gets Surprise Craig’s seemingly mundane trip to a car dealership takes an unexpected turn when he buys a Vauxhall Astra and the salesman promises him a surprise, but what could it possibly be? Man Plays Game of Pool for Money A man named Craig, who just wanted to play a game of snooker, mistakenly enters a pool hall and ends up playing pool and inadvertently helping the owner attract new business by dealing with some troublesome local youths. Man Gets Feet Transplanted to Hands A man named Craig heads to the hospital for a heart transplant, but wakes up to a shocking and strange medical surprise. Man Buys a New Lawnmower Craig, after falling into a portal inside his new lawnmower, finds himself in a world where grass talks and pleads for their lives, and after a strange series of events, ends up with a face made entirely of luscious grass. Toaster Is Found in the Clyde Tunnel When Craig, an avid cyclist, experiences a bizarre accident in Clyde Tunnel involving a toaster, he finds himself sharing a slice of toast with the eccentric man responsible, making for an unusual encounter that’s sure to leave readers curious. Man Goes to Extraordinary Lengths to Avoid Spoilers Meet Craig, who goes to extreme lengths to avoid spoilers for his favorite TV show, leading him on a wild and unpredictable ride that includes deleting apps, a taxi ride gone wrong, and a Christmas tragedy. Man Buys Burger Van In a world gripped by the uncertainty of a pandemic, restaurant owner Craig decides to adapt to the changing times by purchasing a burger van, little knowing the shocking twist of events that lay ahead for him. Man Visits Hardware Store After struggling to assemble a flat-pack wardrobe without instructions, Craig visits a hardware store to find specific screws, leading to a series of misunderstandings and comedic frustrations with the store staff. Man Loses Bike When Craig’s bike seemingly vanishes, a mysterious, witch-like woman with a broom leads him to an abandoned train station, sharing with him three cryptic prophecies that leave him intrigued and questioning everything. ASDA Employee Gets Made Redundant A fired employee’s obsession with the sight of spilled tomato juice, reminiscent of blood, leads to an escalating confrontation with his former boss in this dark and tension-filled narrative. Man Goes Into Overdraft Craig’s struggle with managing his finances reaches a boiling point when he’s repeatedly charged for going into overdraft and his friend fails to prevent him from overspending during a night out, leading to a heated argument among friends. Trying to Get Into a Place You’re Barred From Craig worries about attending his friend Johnny’s birthday party at a club where he’s been banned for a past incident, and must confront his past and the club’s manager to see if he’s allowed back in. Man Becomes Member of Live Studio Audience Craig, an ordinary man with a fascination for live game shows, becomes embroiled in a surreal adventure when he, along with his partner Mary, are pulled into a live studio audience, where unexpected twists and turns await. Man Finds Money Mistakenly Deposited Into His Account. Spends It When a man finds 20 million pounds mistakenly deposited into his account, he embarks on a chaotic spending spree, turning his life into an unpredictable whirlwind of thrill, fear, and unexpected encounters. Man Buys New Camera A photography enthusiast named Craig, who yearns for the quality of images he used to take with a film camera, gets into a series of confrontations at a camera shop over a cheap film camera’s inability to achieve a shallow depth of field. Man Breaks Down on Motorway Stranded on a busy motorway with a broken-down car and phone, Craig resorts to unusual tactics to signal for help, resulting in an unexpected meal delivery instead of roadside assistance. Man Joins Sun Life over 50’s Plan After turning 50, Craig decides to call Sun Life to inquire about their over-50 plan, but gets more than he bargained for as he learns about the darker side of where his money would be invested. Man Leaves Street Performer a Generous Tip When Craig encounters a street performer playing a soprano saxophone, he finds himself in a humorous and unexpected confrontation about talent, acknowledgement, and the power of a good tip. Man Goes to Museum In this bizarre and provocative improv story, Craig is drawn into a museum by a mysterious man, only to find himself in a surreal and raunchy environment that questions our perception of reality and human behavior. Man Wins Holiday to Edinburgh In an unexpected twist, a Scottish man wins a holiday trip on a game show, only to find himself landing in Edinburgh, England, where he humorously grapples with cultural differences and socioeconomic disparities. Man Discovers He’s a Centrefold in a Magazine When a man named Craig discovers he is the centerfold in a magazine, he embarks on a bizarre journey to understand how this could be, leading to shocking revelations, time travel, and a multitude of Craigs. Man Runs Marathon by Accident During a routine run, Craig unwittingly gets caught up in a rogue marathon staged by coronavirus conspiracy theorists, leading to a series of unexpected and chaotic events. Man Tries Metaverse for the First Time Craig becomes enamored with a virtual reality metaverse advertised on TV, only to suffer a fatal accident during an immersive experience, revealing the dangerous gap between virtual promises and reality. Man Frightens Dog A man named Craig takes a trip down memory lane when he sees a dog in a car, reminding him of his childhood antics, leading him to engage in a playful, yet potentially dangerous, game of provoking the dog, oblivious to the fact that he’s being watched by the neighborhood. Man Goes to Bed Early Craig, who went to bed early, wakes up to a blinding light and a surreal scene that makes him question his own reality and the fate of humanity. Man Has Kidney Stone After waking up in a hospital and learning he has a kidney stone, Craig’s life spirals into a surreal nightmare as he’s used as a living safe for various contrabands, turned into a human piñata at a party, and faced with a gruesome end. Guy Says It to His Face When Craig gets fed up with a guy’s bad-mouthing, he decides to confront him in a tale filled with cultural references, vivid imagery of Rome and a raw exploration of their Scottish roots. Man Takes a Dog for a Walk When Craig decides to walk his dog during work hours and his boss calls, he finds himself in a web of lies to avoid getting caught, leading to unexpected consequences that involve his mother, a bus, and a shocking twist. Man Wakes Up and He’s 8 Years Old Again A man named Craig wakes up one day to find himself mysteriously transformed back into his eight-year-old self, living his childhood over again, only to wake up decades later next to his wife, once more an eight-year-old. Man Receives Neighbour’s Package by Mistake Craig receives a package meant for his neighbor, but his attempts to deliver the parcel result in a series of unexpected and dramatic events that challenge societal norms and the justice system. Man Enters Eating Contest In this humorous tale, a lone man named Craig decides to enter an eating contest at a charity event in Glasgow Green, but his solo status leads to awkward confrontations and unexpected mishaps, making for an afternoon he’d rather forget. Man Goes Larping In a bizarre work team-building event, Craig and his colleagues embark on a Live Action Role Play (LARP) experience, where confusion, comedy, and conflict ensue as they dress up as medieval characters and navigate through various challenges and safety briefings. Man Apologises Craig, feeling a heavy burden of guilt and inadequacy, embarks on a journey of apologies to those around him, only to uncover depths of anger and despair that lead him down an unimaginable path. Man Goes on Spaceride In an unexpected journey to Mars, Craig and John, two astronauts endure unforeseen complications on their spaceship, leading to an outlandish series of events involving aliens, resurrection, strange experiments, and a bizarre connection with Earth. Man Becomes a Local Celebrity Much to His Chagrin A simple, humble man named Craig accidentally becomes a local celebrity as he descends into madness trying to pry a glued pound coin off the ground, sparking an unexpected and chaotic chain of events. Man Goes to Vape Shop Craig, a disgruntled man, challenges the idea of vaping being a healthier choice in a vape shop, leading to a dramatic and unexpected confrontation with the police. Man Goes to Kennel A professional streamer narrates a chaotic and humorous tale about a man named Craig who goes to a kennel looking for a cat, leading to a series of misunderstandings and a surprising connection years later when he returns with his partner. Man Goes on Photography Course On his 60th birthday, a lonely man named Craig decides to treat himself to a photography course where he meets a fellow student named Mary, sparking a beautiful friendship and potential romance as they navigate the world of photography together. Cat Escapes From Home In a unique pet home for abandoned animals, an unruly and scarred cat is set for euthanization but escapes, wreaking havoc on its former owner, before living freely as a wildcat, leaving the owner with a peculiar fate. Man Dies at Work A man named Craig, drunk and drowsy from painkillers, recklessly operates heavy machinery at a paper factory with disastrous and gruesome consequences, leading to an unexpected encounter with some desperate job seekers. Man Buys New TV A man determined to support local businesses over big corporations enters a small TV shop, only to be met with a strange salesperson and an unforgettable shopping experience. Man Mistakenly Invited to Film Premiere A man named Craig unexpectedly receives an invitation to a film premiere, causing him and his partner, Mary, to debate whether it’s a mistake, and ultimately leading them on a wild and surreal adventure. Man Finds a Handbag In an attempt to buy a handbag for his girlfriend’s birthday, Craig finds an ideal bag in a shop, only to realize it’s a lost item and not for sale, leading him on a comedic and unexpected adventure of dilemma and confusion. Man Goes to Stand Up Show After being banned from several comedy clubs for their disruptive behavior, Craig and his friends decide to take their heckling antics to a new comedy club, but the night takes a shocking turn when they are aggressively ejected from the club into a mysterious back room. Guy Tries to Fix His Own Garage Roof When Craig’s garage roof begins to leak, he embarks on a chaotic DIY mission to fix it, leading to an unexpected confrontation with local teenagers and an incredibly unconventional use of a microwave. Gerard Butler Gets Caught Shoplifting in Scotmid Hollywood actor Gerard Butler returns to his hometown in Scotland in hopes of being recognized by the locals, only to find himself forgotten and arrested for shoplifting in a bizarre sequence of events. A Man Takes Out a Contract on His Gran Fed up with his once loving granny now constantly complaining, Craig hires a junkie from his past to murder her, leading him into a whirlwind of crime, deceit, and a life sentence that strangely gives him everything he ever wanted. Man Goes on Shopping Spree After winning a shopping spree as the millionth customer at his local supermarket, Craig navigates a chaotic and confusing set of rules and conditions, leading to unexpected consequences. The Roast Chicken A man’s attempt to cook a roast chicken for his partner goes hilariously awry in this chaotic comedy play. Man and His Family Encounter Wild Horse A family’s trip to Aviemore for skiing takes a horrifying turn when they’re attacked by man-eating horses, leading to a bizarre court case and a darkly humorous exploration of class, justice, and the supernatural. Man Starts Job in IT Support An IT support worker navigates a series of bizarre interactions with a frustrating client who is struggling with a printer issue, leading to a series of unexpected and strange events that make this more than just a typical day on the job. Man Accidentally Joins the Queue In a hilarious mix-up, Craig accidentally joins a line he thinks is for a grocery store, only to find out it’s actually for viewing the Queen’s coffin, leading him to share his unexpected thoughts on the departed monarch. Woman Sneezes In an unusual HR complaint, Mary takes issue when her coworker Craig says “bless you” after she sneezes, leading to a strange and unexpected sequence of events in their office. Man Breaks Favourite Mug An ordinary man named Craig starts questioning the fragility of his favorite mug and the unpredictability of life, leading him to make rash decisions that spiral out of control and have unexpected, tragic consequences. Man Goes Mad with Power In this story, Craig, a naturally charismatic streamer, gains a significant following that either wants to be him or wants to be with him, causing him to develop an inflated ego and a disdain for his followers, whom he views as lacking self-respect. hi Limy, I’m from Japan. It is a nice streamer, thankyou When a streamer from Glasgow, Scotland, strikes up an unexpected online friendship with a viewer from Japan, a potential real-life meeting brings unexpected surprises and challenges the boundaries of their virtual connection. Man Goes There When a heated pub conversation leads to an unexpected altercation, the consequences spiral out of control in ways that nobody could have predicted. Man Returns Overdue Library Book A man’s attempt to return an overdue library book spirals into a chaotic scene involving a security guard, a mother, and two children, causing the man to question the importance and future of libraries. Man Startled Awake An argument over a phone charger between two friends leads to escalating tension, revealing deeper familial issues and sparking a violent and tragic chain of events. Man Finds Greenhouse In this dark and unexpected improv story, a man seeking refuge in an abandoned greenhouse from the city’s pollution and a sudden rainstorm finds himself in a harrowing situation, inviting readers to uncover the chilling events that unfold. Man Goes to View House When Craig, looking to buy a flat, has an embarrassing encounter with the seller in a pub bathroom, their relationship takes an unexpected turn, leading to a surprising outcome and a bizarre revelation ten years later. Man Goes Metal Detecting A man named Craig is encouraged by his wife to find a hobby and ends up purchasing a metal detector, leading him to an unexpected and dangerous encounter with three youths, a murder weapon, and the thrill of taking matters into his own hands. A Man Hears Jazz Music From His Arse In this bizarre, Halloween-inspired improv story, a man named Craig who despises jazz, finds himself inexplicably hearing the music genre emanating from an unusual source - his own body. Man Can’t Make Dinner Follow the comically frustrating journey of a man who insists he can cook dinner despite continual evidence to the contrary. Man Fins Alien An alien with fish-like characteristics lands in the ocean and is caught by a man named Craig, setting off a chain of catastrophic events that force humanity to confront its place in the universe. Wife Asks Husband If He Finds Her Friend Attractive An awkward conversation unfolds when a wife asks her husband if he finds her friend attractive, leading to decades-long tension in their relationship. A Man Plans Their Own Funeral A man named Craig, stuck at home with COVID-19 and inspired by daytime TV funeral adverts, decides to plan his own funeral, leading to unexpected consequences for his wife and kids as they grapple with the concept of mortality and the cost of his extravagant coffin choice. Man Scrapes Ice Off Car Explore the everyday drama and humor in a seemingly mundane morning routine as a man scrapes ice off his car, deals with a chatty neighbor, and encounters a new technique which may or may not be from TikTok. Man Catches Sleeve on Door Handle During a visit to a dusty, unusual museum in a small seaside town, Craig has an awkward encounter when he accidentally catches his sleeve on a door handle. Man Finds Blood on Bog Roll In this bizarre and somewhat graphic improv story, a man named Craig has an alarming and unexpected encounter in the bathroom, leading him on an investigation of something mysteriously abnormal about his own body. Man Uses Public Toilet In this bizarre and darkly comedic tale, a man named Craig navigates a strange encounter that starts with a dispute over a public toilet fee and quickly spirals into a series of unexpected and shocking events. 3 Weeks Guys Get Set Upon In a world where people can transfer their consciousness into temporary androids, known as “3 weeks guys”, a man experiences an unexpected and violent encounter during his three-week stint as an android, an event that may have unexpected consequences upon his return to his human body. Man Buys Hat After Craig buys a hat that unexpectedly saves his life during a ram raid, he finds himself living within the hat, unable to feel or move his body, and his family must navigate the strange reality of his new existence. Man Plays High Stakes Bingo In a society where all gambling except bingo is banned, an ordinary man named Craig finds himself in high stakes games that lead him down a path of deception and danger. Man Falls Off Bike When Craig, a cautious new cyclist, takes to the streets of Glasgow, a series of unfortunate accidents and encounters lead him down a path of unexpected and shocking events. Man Tries to Land a Plane When a gaming loser named Craig finds himself thrust into the unwanted role of landing a commercial plane after the pilots faint, he navigates his way through the dangerous situation using his skills from Microsoft Flight Simulator and some very awkward social interactions. Guy Faces His Fear of Heights A man named Craig, terrified of heights, travels to London to face his fear head-on by riding the London Eye, leading to a series of unexpected and humorous events that may or may not involve him believing he has the ability to fly. Man Attempts to Write Romance Novel A renowned horror novelist decides to write a romance novel, causing a stir with his publisher, but a bizarre chain of events involving a faked death and real murder drives him back to his original genre, resulting in record-breaking sales. Man Inherits Tortoise When Craig unexpectedly inherits a tortoise from his distant relative, he’s thrown into a bizarre reality where the tortoise is a high-tech cyborg housing his relative’s consciousness, pushing him to make a critical decision. Couple Try Out New Restaurant Craig and Mary try out a new kebab place, Stevie’s Kebabs, only to be disappointed with the quality of their meals. Man Holds Dinner Party for Workmates In an effort to shake up the routine of their monthly office night out, a man named Craig proposes to cook a meal for his coworkers, stirring up excitement, anticipation, and a few unexpected twists along the way. A Lassie Finds an Envelope Under Her Bed When a woman named Craig Alina discovers a mysterious envelope under her bed which isn’t hers, she enlists the help of a friend to reveal the potentially bad news that could be inside, setting them off on a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected laughter. Man Wins Michelin Star After years of hard work, a chef named Craig is both shocked and confused when he wins a Michelin star and learns its connection to the tire company. Man Decides to Live in the Wilderness In this improv story, a man overwhelmed by the state of the world and society decides to escape it all by living in the wilderness, only for his attempt to spiral into unexpected and chaotic circumstances. Man Cleans His Fridge When Craig’s fridge isn’t keeping things cold, he embarks on a bizarre journey involving his unpredictable friend John, a dirty fridge, confusing advice and a potential prank that leaves him questioning his sanity. Man’s Flight Gets Delayed When Craig finds himself in a familiar predicament at the airport due to a flight delay, he’s forced to navigate an unexpected adventure. Man Wins Explore the fiery emotions of Craig, a man pushed to the edge by a simple traffic light, causing a bizarre and intense spectacle that leaves onlookers shocked and confused. Man Has Bad Fall in High Street When Craig tries to help an old woman who slipped on a frozen puddle created by mischievous kids, his well-intentioned actions spiral into a chaotic and violent encounter with the youths, leading to an unexpected and darkly humorous chain of events. Man Can’t Remember Where He Parked After a man named Craig forgets where he parked his car, he discovers that it has been mysteriously modified by an inter-dimensional wizard to be a flying vehicle, leading him on a wild and surreal journey that includes giant waterfalls, dragons, and the discovery of a magic bean. An Online Relationship Gone Wrong? In the digital age, Mary and Craig find each other through an online matching software, but their fear of revealing their true selves may complicate their budding internet romance. Man Has to Hire Scaffolding to Paint His House In a neighborhood where minor crimes lead to major ones, a man named Craig hires a scaffolding company to paint his house and deter vandals, but finds himself in a frustrating and humorous battle with unreliable and unscrupulous workers. Man Can Change One Thing He Regrets When Craig’s deep-rooted regret over a seemingly insignificant failed attempt to retrieve a stuck Mars bar from a vending machine years ago is reignited by a Mars bar wrapper on the street, a mysterious man offers him the chance to go back in time and change that moment, leading to an unexpected journey through Man Enters Martial Arts Tournament Driven by a newfound obsession with masculinity, Craig steps into the MMA ring, unaware of the life-altering consequences awaiting him. Dog Starts Talking to Owner When Craig’s dog surprisingly begins to speak, demanding a gift from the soon-to-be-closed music store, HMV, Craig’s life takes a hilarious and unexpected turn. Man Keeps Getting Neighbour’s Takeaway Delivered In this unpredictable improv story, the simple frustration of a man constantly receiving his neighbor’s takeout deliveries spirals into a chaotic and bizarre series of events involving swapped house numbers, brain transplants, and the unforeseen repercussions of a small prank. Man Messes Up Handshake Craig, a nervous manager, struggles with an important business meeting leading to a series of awkward interactions, misunderstandings, and escalating tension. Man Loses Car in Car Park In the city of love, chaos ensues when Craig loses his car in a car park, leading to an unpredictable and intriguing journey full of suspense and humor, in a story that’s a ‘slice of life’. Man Goes to the Dentist When Craig’s severe toothache leads him to storm into a dentist’s office demanding immediate attention, a bizarre and unbelievable event occurs - a rhino charges through the office, causing chaos and terror. A Man’s Voice Assistant Goes Rogue A man named Craig buys a new, inexpensive phone featuring an open-source voice assistant named Biloxi Jones, which inexplicably gives him advice that leads to unexpected encounters and outcomes. Couple Try to Identify a Smell While trying to identify a peculiar smell, a mundane night in for Craig and Mary takes a bizarre turn when Mary suddenly starts floating in the air. Man Gets Lost in Hohenwald, Tennessee A man gets lost in the unique city of Hohenwald, Tennessee, where he discovers an elephant sanctuary and faces unexpected dangers, all because he missed his train stop on the way to a country music festival. A Guy Finds a Rare Animal Not Native to Scotland An Englishman living in Scotland embarks on a journey into the country’s wilderness, where he encounters a strange reflection of himself as a rare animal, leading him to a deeper understanding of his identity and place in the world. Man Gets Betrayed by His Favourite Musician When Craig, a superfan, finally meets his favorite musician, Lloyd Cole, at a VIP meet and greet, things take an unexpected turn, leading to a humorous and dramatic encounter that challenges both their perceptions of each other. Man Calls Into the Radio A man named Craig, who is angered by a radio quiz’s incorrect answer about a Sylvester Stallone film, ends up phoning the radio station to correct them and surprisingly, gets invited to participate in the quiz the following week. Man Becomes Pro Wrestler and Wins It All In this quirky improv story, a man named Craig, who used to be a pro-wrestler, navigates the strange and often comical encounters with fans who confuse his real name with his stage name. Man Goes for a Walk In a tale of love, struggle, and family turmoil set in the 1960s, Craig grapples with his domestic life and his desire for freedom, leading to a dramatic confrontation with his wife Mary and an unexpected twist of fate. Man Buys Exotic Pet An adventurous man seeking an exotic pet from a tropical climate finds himself in an unexpected situation when he buys a poison frog from a pet shop. Man Gets Stuck in Traffic In a desperate race against time, Craig faces a daunting traffic jam while trying to reach his family in the hospital, only to find himself in a tense encounter with another driver that takes an unexpected and violent turn. Man Goes on Top of the Pops When a TikTok sensation who specializes in spot-on celebrity impressions and songs is asked to perform live on the Christmas special of “Talk of the Pops” as a replacement act, he’s faced with a reality check of his abilities, leading to a comedic and disastrous performance. Man Goes to Auction House When Craig decides to try his luck at an auction, he ends up on an unexpected adventure that involves a mysterious woman, a genie lamp, and a trip to an alternate reality where he gets to play god, only to return back to the auction and face the woman again. The Small Meeting at the Village Hall Is Suddenly Interrupted In a small village, monthly meetings are held to discuss issues like gossip, improper laundry hanging, and clashing house colors, but when a bomb suddenly explodes during one meeting, their mundane problems become insignificant. Man Wraps Christmas Presents When lonely Craig decides to dress up as Santa and deliver presents to his neighborhood, his well-intentioned gesture is met with suspicion and hostility, leading to a shocking and tragic conclusion. American Trucker Becomes Priest When a hardened American trucker has a life-altering encounter with a dying man, he decides to start his own church, leading to unexpected fame, scandal, and a shocking confession. Astronaut Gets Furloughed on Moon In the midst of the coronavirus pandemic, American astronaut Craig Hanrahan undertakes a solo moon mission to inspire hope, only to be furloughed due to financial constraints just as he’s about to step on the lunar surface, and then encounters three alien stoners on the dark side of Hill Under Edinburgh Castle Erupts A Glasgow-based volcanic monitor contemplates whether or not to alert Edinburgh of their impending volcanic eruption, recalling the city’s past attempts to degrade Glasgow, in this vividly depicted tale set during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Man Rearranges Home Office After rebellious Craig becomes home secretary in a new independent party, he turns the city of love into a chaotic spectacle, even placing a guillotine outside his office to keep the people and press on their toes. Young Lady Finds Keys In this wild improv story from Limmy, a young lady named Margaret in the 1800s finds car keys and an invisible Lamborghini, causing chaos and confusion in her time, only to wake up in the modern era, get proposed to with the same car, and experience a series of surreal Man Goes Metal Detecting When Craig, John, and Stevie go metal detecting as a fun alternative to a pub night, they unearth what appears to be an ancient Roman coin, leading to a flurry of excitement, arguments, and an unforgettable appearance on the Antiques Roadshow. Man Badly Needs a Pen In a comedic romp, Craig embarks on an absurd and frustrating search for a pen that’s been under his nose the whole time. Man Finds Human Skull on Beach After an argument with his family, a man named Craig stumbles upon a human skull on Scarborough Beach and becomes entangled in a bizarre series of events when the skull’s reconstructed face turns out to be identical to his own. Person Gets Caught Rigging a Poll In a twist of fate, when a small community center needs a new leader, Craig, a staff member, resorts to rigging the vote, unleashing an unexpected chain of events that ultimately leads to the center’s downfall. Man Comes Back From Vietnam Meet Craig, a man grappling with the aftermath of a trip to Vietnam, faced with potential PTSD, an unkind society and a strained family life, leading to a captivating journey of self-discovery and survival. Man Has Glamping Mishap A man’s first glamping experience at Glastonbury turns into a comedy of errors, from encountering a rude bathroom-goer to taking revenge in an unexpected way. Man Goes to the Zoo An unhappy man named Craig, frustrated with his life and job in Edinburgh, decides to visit the zoo instead of going to work, leading to a series of bizarre and dangerous encounters, including an unexpected interaction with a lion. Man Is Late for Flight Running late for a crucial flight from Glasgow to London, Craig battles unreliable taxi services, airport security, and a series of unexpected, chaotic events that fuel his frustration and escalate his journey into an unforgettable adventure. Person Accidentally Joins a Monastery Craig, a Scottish tourist in Italy, accidentally becomes a monk for 50 years, enduring a lifetime of misunderstanding and guilt, while holding out hope for a reunion with his girlfriend Mary, only to face a series of tragic and ironic twists. Man Goes Into Neighbour’s House Craig pays a mysterious visit to his neighbor, setting in motion a series of strange and intriguing events. Taking a Really Bad Bus Journey In this gritty, darkly comedic tale, Craig takes an incredibly frustrating bus journey amid a pandemic where no one seems to care about wearing masks, leading him into a series of chaotic and surreal confrontations. Man Buys Cow After receiving a pay raise, a bored man named Craig buys a cow with his extra cash, leading to unexpected and humorous chaos in his suburban neighborhood. The Unexpected Breakfast Incident Craig and Mary’s weekend away at a bed and breakfast spirals into chaos after a misunderstanding about a cup of tea leads to escalating arguments, public embarrassment, and a near-drowning incident. Man Goes for a Swimming Lesson Anxious to impress his new girlfriend with his swimming ability before their beach vacation, Craig faces unexpected challenges when his plans to learn how to swim are thwarted by the pandemic and his subsequent attempt to hide his lack of swimming skills leads to a perilous situation. Man Finds Note on Front Door When Craig starts using his neighbor’s bin to dispose his excess waste, he finds himself in a messy situation and confronts a sequence of awkward conversations and a violent ending. Man Tries Being More Assertive In this improvisational tale, a man named Craig seeks the assistance of a life coach to help him become more assertive, leading to an unexpected series of events involving surprise massages, attempted trickery, and a fiery confrontation. Guy Finds a Phone on the Street In a twisted turn of events, a man who finds an unlocked phone on the street attempts to return it to its rightful owner, only to end up embroiled in a bizarre encounter with a confused elderly man who mistakes him for his son. A Man Takes a Basket Instead of a Trolley at Tesco’s Craig, an everyday man, navigates through an amusing series of mishaps and observations during a routine shopping trip to Tesco’s. Man Makes TV Show, Becomes Famous When Craig lands his own sketch show, his life changes overnight as he navigates newfound fame and its unusual encounters. Man Stars in Christmas Advert A man named Craig is unexpectedly cast in a Twix Christmas commercial as a Scottish Ebenezer Scrooge, but when he receives his payment, it’s far less than the £100,000 he was promised, leading to a comedy of errors and a confrontation with the boss. Man Cannae Handle a Joke Follow the intriguing tale of a man navigating through an unusual conversation, filled with inside jokes, Latin phrases, and a hint of confrontation, all set in the middle of an unconventional story called “Slice of Life”. Family Digs Hole in Garden In an attempt to keep their children entertained during a summer affected by coronavirus, a family encourages their kids to dig in their garden, unknowingly leading to the discovery of a horrifying secret buried beneath their home. Man Goes to an Antique Shop In a strange turn of events, a man named Craig becomes obsessed with the idea of antiques and their value, leading him to enter a local antique shop where he interacts with an oddly youthful shop owner, only to have his curiosity lead him into a dark and deadly scenario. Man Really Has to Shit In a critical business meeting, Craig, a man with an urgent need to use the restroom, tries to navigate the awkward situation while delivering a presentation, leading to a series of embarrassing and hilarious events. Man Has Tiny Feet Experience an unconventional tale of Craig, a man with an unusual problem: he has tiny feet for eyes, in this surrealist story told through a European-style narrative that will leave you questioning reality. Woman Sees a Light Outside Her Window On a hot night, a woman named Mary is awakened by a mysterious light outside her window that turns out to be a tiny spaceship carrying even tinier aliens, leading to a series of inexplicable and chilling events. Guy Bumps Into Relative He Doesn’t Want to Chat To When John, a man who likes to keep to himself, bumps into his long-lost cousin Craig, their awkward conversation leads to unexpected revelations and a new perspective on life. Man Wakes Up in the Far Future When Craig wakes up in the year 2081, he must navigate a world of old friends and disappointing technology before being yanked back to a horrifying version of 2021.